This is Funny

 I read this over at Gorges Grouse and I thought I just had to repost this here.  I hope he doesn't mind.

Little Heroine

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 I got pulled over on I-44 for going 7 mph over the speed limit. 

As the officer started walking up to my car, i rolled my windows down ..... 

My adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart 4 yr old niece , started screaming from the backseat:

“It’s coming out!!!!!” 

“I can’t hold it any longer!!!!!”

“It’s almost here!!!!!!!!!!!”

Now the trooper is HEARING her scream this....

and he leans in the window and asks her “What’s going on here???”

She looks him  DEAD IN THE FACE 

And says “I’ve got poop coming outta my butt!!”

He started laughing 

I looked like I was about to cry 

He asked how far I had to go, which was about 2 miles home. He told me to drive safe and get miss thang home to do her business. He could NOT stop laughing

As soon as we pulled away I asked “What the hell was that about???”

This kid,smirked and said “I saw it on YouTube but I didn’t think it would work”

I said “So...... You're not pooping ?”

She said nope and you're not in trouble either.

OMG 

This kid is my hero

 

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