Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over a bay they would be bagels.
Why does a cellphone need glasses?
Because it lost its contacts!
Can February March?
No, but April May.
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Doctor: have you been taking your memory pills?
Patient: no, I forgot to take them...
"Hello Mrs. Brown. Can Johnny come out and play baseball?
"Now, you children know he has no arms or legs."
"Yeah, we know. We wanna use him for second base".
"Mommy! Mommy! Johnny vomited!"
"Why are you crying?"
"He's getting all the big pieces!"
Johnny was taking Ruth for a ride on his motorcycle.
Ruth fell off.
Johnny rode on, ruthlessly.