Thursday, November 21, 2024

I don't think this will go like the denver mayor thinks it will.

 Denver Mayor Promises Armed Resistance to ICE

Well hell, we can deport his pasty white ass too.

When Tom Homan and President Trump tell the denver police they are gonna be locked up federally if they use arms to stop the federals, I don't think as many of them as this mayor thinks will, are gonna show up.

And as far as armed denverites???

Bitch, please.

Sunday, November 17, 2024

Complaints

 I'm getting totally fed up with people whining about the price of things-$2.50 for iced tea, $3.50 for coffee, $4.00 for a slice of cake, $5.00 to park the car. 

Any more complaining and I'm going to stop inviting people over.



Wednesday, November 13, 2024

I Am Appalled I Tell You

 President Trump Announces Nomination of GOP Rep. Matt Gaetz For US Attorney General

I am appalled I tell you. Where does President Trump come off nominating someone for attorney general who might ACTUALLY DO THE GODDAMN JOB!!!

I never in my wildest dreams anticipated he might appoint Gaetz, but I think it is a hell of a good nomination.

A local radio talk show host was all butt hurt about this today. He is all upset because he apparently doesn't like Gaetz and thinks he has a lot of legal baggage. 

I couldn't shout loud enough at the radio to make him understand I DON'T CARE about any of that. He has 10 lb brass cojones and doesn't appear afraid to take the fight TO these cocksuckers instead of sitting back and let the dem's shove it right straight up his ass!

I wanted to yell that he had 100% supported the last two AG's and look at how THAT turned out. They both fucked Trump right up his ass and then smiled about it.

Read the article and watch the videos. Those show that Gaetz isn't afraid to push the envelope with these fuckers.

I think he will make a good AG.

Who remembers Pat Paulsen?

 

I don't know squat about Hegseth, but...

 Anybody who pisses off the defense industry is a great guy in my book

"Just a reminder that the country is a mess after four years of having a president with decades of "government experience," but clearly The Swamp is upset about what's going on."

Fuck the swamp, fuck the defense industry, fuck the news media, fuck all of you democrat whores.

If this guy gets your knickers in a knot then he is the guy for me.

Tuesday, November 12, 2024

I have not a clue who Pete Hegseth is.

 We Didn't See That Coming: Trump Taps Pete Hegseth as Defense Secretary

I have no idea who Pete Hegseth is. I had to go look him up.

Pete Hegseth, Wikipedia

And, I still don't know who he is. Apparently he is a television host for fox news, which explains everything. I don't watch any of those 3 letter networks. 

I get all of my info from you guys. Seriously.

I have to assume the demorats will apply a full court press to keep him out of the job. Since he is a tv host, he must know the long knives will be out for him.

In this case I have to trust President Trump's judgement, just hope it doesn't bit him in the ass like some of the others did.

Fired FEMA Official: Not Helping Trump Voters Was FEMA Policy in North Carolina Too

 Statement from FEMA Administrator Deanne Criswell on Employee Misconduct

Fired FEMA Official: Not Helping Trump Voters Was FEMA Policy in North Carolina Too

Read this statement from fema head criswell, then read the next article where the fired fema woman says the whole agency does this.

Who do we believe? I believe what the fired lady said.

The whole bureaucracy hates conservatives.

If President Trump can establish his own Border Czar, shouldn't he also establish a Hangman's Czar? You know, to help self deport the bureaucracy?

Monday, November 11, 2024

I like what this guy says. But he better start wearing bulletproof clothing.

 President-Elect Trump Names Tom Homan 'Border Czar'

I like Homan. I think he is what this country needs. But I believe he will be more at risk for being assassinated than President Trump is.


I hope he has some big time professionals watching his back.

This is not the first deportation program in this country. In 1954 Eisenhower implemented Operation Wetback at the request of the mexican president of mexico.

About 1.3 million were sent back. 



We need to send more than 1.3 million back. About 20 million would be a good start.

And some of you may whine about who's gonna pick the crops, or clean my house, etc. etc.

I don't care. Send them ALL back to where they came from. As for cost, I'll donate a few hundred. 

How about you?

Check out this mornings compilation of funnies from X

 Monday Morning Meme Madness

This One is For All the Metal Fans Out There

 

Gotta Watch This

 Oh Man. This would be a terrible prank to play on your sister.

Monday Memes

 




Sunday, November 10, 2024

She is facing some sort of consequence

 FEMA official who told workers to avoid Florida homes with Trump signs fired

Firing this person is a place to start alright. But there should be criminal penalties to go along with that. 

I cannot believe there is not a law somewhere that deals with this.

And what about the people who followed her orders to skip Trump homes?

Shouldn't they face consequences also???

Saturday, November 9, 2024

They DIDN'T think this one through...

Here is another one I wish I had seen before the election.

I wish I had seen this before the election.

 

But Nobody Has Been Thrown in Jail Yet????

 FEMA Official Ordered Relief Workers To Skip Houses With Trump Signs

This female who was head bitch in charge of this operation has not been fired, has not been jailed, and according to the article she is apparently now in charge of this operation in a different county.

It is being "investigated".

For fucks sake.

With all the debris strewn all over florida, she could easily be dropped into a dump truck and disappeared.

Easy peasy.

And what about the people who "obeyed" her orders? What happens to them?

Friday, November 8, 2024

Wow. He is Pissed.

 I like this guys attitude and the way he speaks.

Hope this works the way he thinks it will.

Democrats are in Shambles

 Shambles. Is that even a word?

This guy doesn't like democrats. I wish that I could be as eloquent as this guy.

Wednesday, November 6, 2024

The Good Ending

I'm tellin ya, some people have too much time on their hands.
Enjoy.

Take Your Mind off Politics for a Couple of Minutes

Well. Bye.

 

Liberals are Melting Down

 

ARGLE BARGLE RAR! 

Ha!! 

The lefties are flat out losin it. Click on that link to go read a bunch more meltdowns.

Trigger alert, they aren't sane.

Looks Like President Trump Has Been Re-Elected.



AP: President Trump Wins

Guardian.com Donald Trump wins presidency, defeating Kamala Harris


At the moment, everyone is saying Donald Trump has 277 electoral votes, 270 needed to win. I believe 5 states have not been called yet.

I woke up at 4AM to go pee, and checked the net. 

What a beautiful morning.


Tuesday, November 5, 2024

Here is a link to election night, via Twitchy

 Twitchy Election Night Coverage

If, like me, you don't have a desire to watch election night coverage, then click on the link above. You can check in periodically to see what's happening.

The Steal is Beginning

They’re Not Hiding It Anymore: Wisconsin Dem Party Chair Says Expect to See a “Red Mirage” Then a ‘Blue Shift’ in the Dead of Night Like in 2020 


Dissension in the Ranks

 In HUGE F-You to Kamala Harris, Jill Biden Wears MAGA Red on Election Day!

How much more in your face can you get?

Would've been great if ole joe had worn his MAGA hat again.

If the bitch wins, how will she push dementia joe out of the oval orifice so she can start off early?

You just know she's gonna be drooling every time she goes in there.

I am Confused

 This morning when I went to vote, I got confused by all the yard signs.

I'm not certain, but I think I may have voted for a realtor.

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McDonald's has a new burger. It is called the McKamala.

When you order a McKamala, the person behind you has to pay for it.

 

I'm Not Coming Into School Today

 If I could do voices like that I could have a hell of a time with kumhola's voters.

Good Morning Memes

 





Oh Lord This is Funny

 I stole this from A Nod to the Gods

Monday, November 4, 2024

She Speaks the Truth

 I purchased a banana, cereal, and milk.

The cashier said, "You must be single."

I asked, "How did you know?"

She replied, "Because you're ugly."

You Should Watch the Movie Civil War

 Civil War Movie

I watched this on Max, which I think is hbo. I did not have to pay for it, it was free.

For this movie, I don't know if I would use the word "entertaining".

Maybe "documentary" of an upcoming struggle we may face, starting tomorrow.

The movie follows some journalists as they report on the civil war.

After you watch the movie, you might transition to a free story you can read online. This one is called Parabellum, available to read for free at: Parabellum. I don't believe this is a finished story, but it has quite a few chapters.

Obviously both of these are fictional. However they could both become real in just a fraction of a second.



NBC broke election law.

NBC Forced to Give Trump Two Minutes of Airtime and Boy Does He Deliver: ‘Kamala Broke It, I’ll Fix It’ 

I did not know there was an equal time rule in our election laws.

Anywho. Looks like nbc violated that rule by giving kneepads harris a free slot on snl. 

Then were forced, forced I say, to give equal time to Trump's campaign. 

Schadenfreude?

Thursday, October 31, 2024

Kuhmaluh harris joke.

I stole this joke from Eaton Rapids Joe. 

Kamala Harris visited a remote northern Native-American reservation. With news crews following her around as they toured the place, the Vice President asked the chief if there was anything they needed.


"Well," the chief said, "We have three very important needs. First, we have a medical clinic but no doctor."

Harris whipped out her cellphone, tapped a number into it, talked to somebody for two minutes and then hung up. "I pulled some strings. Your doctor will arrive in a few days. Now what was the second problem?"

"We have no way to get clean water. The local mining operation poisoned the water our people have been drinking for dozens of years. We've been flying bottled water in and it is very expensive."

Once again, Harris tapped in a number, yelled into her cellphone for a few minutes, and then hung up. "The mine will be shut down, and the owner is being billed for setting up a purification plant for your people. Now what was that third problem?"

The chief looked her straight in the eyes and said, "We have no cellphone reception up here!!"

I wonder if Russia will use tactical nukes to collect the debt.

 For Blocking Its Channels on YouTube, Russia Has Fined Google $20 Decillion – More Than the Entire World GDP

I was not aware that numbers this large had names. Holy shite.

The number after trillion is quadrillion. 

Beyond quadrillion, the naming convention continues with quintillion (10^21), sextillion (10^24), septillion (10^27), octillion (10^30), nonillion (10^33), decillion (10^36), and so on.

And I thought my bills were high.

I wonder what kind of late fees they charge????

If you wonder about the size of this, here is an article that tells how big a quadrillion is.

Rant

 #1. Why in the hell do we have a SEASON to vote? Why can't we progress to a more fair way to vote? That would mean voting in person at your specified polling place, on the ONE day set aside for voting. The only mail in ballots allowed should be for someone who CANNOT be at their polling place in person. I.E. military folks, and maybe a few others.

And voting should NOT be done by computer. Jesus H. Christ! How more vulnerable to cheating can you get than with a computer?

#2. WHY IN THE HELL do I have to give a store clerk my birthday to buy a stupid little bottle of mucinex???


I bought one last week and no one said a word. Today I go to buy the EXACT SAME ONE and they said I had to give them my birthday or they couldn't sell it to me.

WTF??

I told them to keep all of the products. Fuck them. I found a phone number for dollar general and called them. Even though the number was listed as corporate it was not. And they had no number I could contact the head honcho. 

                                  

Anybody live in Tennessee who can get me a phone number to the chairman or ceo of dollar general?

Four or so years ago I went to big 5 sporting goods to buy a package of bb's. And the clerk there asked for my birthday. I refused to give it and she just bypassed it.

What is with this trend of asking for birthdays???

Donald Trump Says We are Not Garbage.

 New Trump Ad Drops: 'You Can't Lead America If You Don't Love Americans'

Asshole joe has come out and said people like us are garbage.

I think it was Phil who said: "Hey Fuckhead, I'm White Trash." Get it right why don't ya?

ANYBODY who thinks kuhmaluh and the demo's don't hate you with passion need to commit themselves to an insane asylum. With the rest of your evil horde.


Donald Trump boards garbage truck to draw attention to Biden's remark

New Business Name

 Hey Frank you've been a great tenant but I have some bad news.

What's up?

I need you to change the name of your business.

What!!!

Your business name is very offensive and I don't want it attached to my property.

What's offensive about Westfield Auto Parts?

It's the initials that you use in your marketing.

I can't change those, that's how people know my business.

If you don't change then I will evict you. You have 3 days to get out.

Okay I will change them.

From now on the name will be Frank's United Chicken Kitchen and Umbrella's.



Monday, October 28, 2024

That works for me.

 Trump's Former ICE Head Said Something That Will Make Libs' Heads Explode

With any luck these assholes will all start self-deporting when they see we are serious about this crap.

Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, et al should all be imprisoned for treason for letting these alien assholes come into this country.

And if the 20 million or so military fighting age males take over this country, that is because joe and the hoe planned it that way.

I don't have enough ammo for what is coming, not even close. 

Hope I can find one of those irs ammo dumps so I can take some.

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