Remember to check your gauges.

Sometime around 1975 I was involved in a situation similar to this. A dairy had called us up and their approximately 15 boiler horse power water heater would not fire up. Ran on propane. I checked it out and there was no propane to the boiler, none, nada, zip. We go out to the propane tank and it said it had about 50% propane level in the tank. This tank was huge. Probably 20 foot long, and I remember we had to get a ladder to get up to the top to check the gauge. So they have the propane guy come out and I show him how this propane tank that had propane in it wasn't supplying any propane, so he goes out and I show him the gauge said 50% full. He slaps the gauge and it goes to fucking ZERO! Holy Shit! Man, that was embarrassing, but I learned a very good lesson that day. Always check your gauges!

Didn't Anyone See This Sick Fuck Doing This?

 Police Arrest TikTok ‘Prankster’ For Spraying Poison All Over Food in Walmart, Causing $1 Million in Damage, and Posting Video of Crime to Social Media

Well holy crap. That just about puts the smell into shit, doesn't it?

In our society we NEED to be able to trust our food supply!

I mean, how many of you, us, or them grow our own food supply?

So when sick fucks like this do something to endanger my family's food, it just really pisses me off.

But what to do about it? Don't know.

Remember the tylenol murders in 1982?  

How the Tylenol murders of 1982 changed the way we consume medication

If those 20 million muslim terrorists the democrat assholes willingly let into our country decide to do something like this, we are definitely and truly fucked.

The Hawk Tuah Girl is Getting Sued??

 ‘Hawk Tuah’ Girl Hailey Welch Breaks Silence on Lawsuit After Her Fans Lost Hundreds of Millions on Crypto Scam

I didn't know this gal was still around. 

I mean, her 15 minutes of fame should have been done 14 minutes ago.

But now, apparently some kind of "memecoin"? called $HAWK has gotten some people to invest in it and lose about $400 million dollars?

Who in the idiotic hell would invest in something like that?

Good Saturday Morning

 

It's 3:57 AM and I am Hungry

Best Duck Joke Ever

 

Here's What's in the 1,547 Page "Continuing Resolution" Bill

Things are starting to get sporty in the house

A government shutdown looms. OOOOH my goodness. What will we ever do. All those assholes are gonna get paid, even if they don't go to work.

Insane Wrench Design From 1919 [Remake]

This is a crazy wrench someone patented way back yonder. Doesn't serve a useful purpose far as I can tell. Just something for someone to do.

On a side note my mother was born in 1919.

Happy Thursday Memes

 

This Particular Continuing Resolution Has Apparently Been Foiled----Curses!!!

RINO Mike Johnson Omnibus bill would have given congress a 40% pay hike AND would jail you if you posted AI images for two years! 

I don't know what was, or wasn't, in this current version of the continuing resolution. Don't know, do care.

40% pay hike? I could live like that. That would be about a thousand bucks a month extra for me. I could CERTAINLY live with that. Maybe even another year or so.

Now WHY in the absolute freakin heck would ANYTHING about AI images be in this continuing resolution?

Anyone? Bueller??

And I am not sure I understand the message. I would get jailed for two years if I posted AI memes???

Or I would only get jailed if I posted AI memes for two years?

Kind of confusing. Makes it hard to make a decision about posting if I don't know for certain what the consequences will be.

If I get jailed for two years for posting an AI meme I will definitely think more than once about posting that meme.

But if I only get jailed for an undetermined amount of time after posting for two years, I would probably go for it. 

See the dilemma?

One Liners to Start Your Day

 You're so stupid if you fell in a barrel full of titties you'd come out sucking your thumb.

You're about as sharp as a mashed potato.

If brains were dynamite you couldn't blow your nose.

You are one fry short of a happy meal.

Dang you got the iq of a fence post.

You couldn't find your way out of a wet paper bag with a flashlight and a map.

You're so slow it takes you two hours to watch 60 minutes.

Baby your elevator don't go all the way to the top.

Bush Barbie and Some One Liners to start your morning.

 

Monday Memes

 

Egg Prices

 Look At These Egg Prices! 37% Of Americans Struggle To Pay Their Most Basic Bills As Food Prices Accelerate Again

Last week I paid $5.09 for a dozen AA eggs. The last time I bought eggs before that, about 3 or 4 months ago, I paid about $3.75.

I don't eat a lot of eggs.

I have grown fond of cutting up one large potato and boiling it. Then I cover that with a can of hormel chili with beans. Eat with saltine crackers.

 Good stuff Maynard.

As you can see, unlike ExTexan, I can't do very much with food. 

I have to scrape and then soak the bottom of the pot after heating a can of chili.

I do watch youtube videos of people cooking up some very delicious looking recipes, and I think to myself, I can do that.

Then I wake up to reality.

Reaction!

 

Merry Clucking Christmas!!

 I wish my rooster could still crow.

Looks Good, but That's a lot of onion!

 

Presidential---Once Again!

Did You Know These Stupid Cocksuckers Are Already Holding Hearings on Mass Deportation?

These stupid assholes. President Trump has not been sworn into office yet and these fraidy cats are already trying to set the stage for another impeachment. 

I swear to christ these people all need to swing from the gallows. 

Lalalalalala I Can't Hear You!

Postmaster General Louis DeJoy Grilled About USPS Failures, Covers His Ears (Video) 

According to the article this guy is the second highest paid federal employee at $340+K a year.

Who's the first, focchi???

Watch the video, the guy actually covers his ears.

Childish? or Contemptuous?

Ricky Skaggs and Patty Loveless - Daniel Prayed---Good Morning Folks!!

Well...Bye!

 FBI Director Christopher Wray to Resign Because He Doesn’t Want to Get Fired by Trump

What's the deal with dem's saying President Trump can't fire wray?

He can fire anyone he damn well pleases.

And whoever the new director is, let us hope he goes in cleans house, and then cleans it some more.

The new attorney general should pursue charges against every fbi agent who participated in lawfare.

Bring these efffer's to their knees.

Piss on black vigilantes

HERE WE GO: BLM Leader Appears to Threaten Violence, Calls for “Black Vigilantes” to be Unleashed Following Daniel Penny’s Acquittal 

Some guy named Daniel Penny got acquitted today for allegedly killing some guy on a subway.

The guy was threatening to shoot and kill people. Penny took it upon himself to stop this maniac.

And now the usual black cocksuckers are up in arms about the acquittal of this guy. And threatening black violence once again upon white people.

When will black people take responsibility for the stupidity of their actions?

Never is my guess. They are too busy making a living off being oppressed.

Federal Office of Triangle Counting

I seriously doubt that this is a real thing, but it sure sounds like something dot gov would get up to, doesn't it?

Still Here

 I have been laying on a heating pad for most of the week. My lower spine has been killing me.

I am able to move somewhat at the moment.

Posting will resume shortly, I hope.

Landman | Tommy Explains Why Even Wind Turbines Depend on the Oil Indust...

They all say green energy is clean energy. It ain't.

Crankshaft Position Sensor Test

My late wife's car won't start. I haven't done any troubleshooting except to watch the tachometer as I crank it. There is no rpm indicated as it cranks. What I have been able to glean from the internet is that it should be a hundred to two hundred rpm as it cranks.

So, instead of troubleshooting I am going to be a parts changer. The new sensor is $27, so it is cheap enough I can afford to do that.

Wish me luck.

Sunday Memes

 

Saturday Memes

 

Day After Memes

 

Wednesday Memes

 

Tuesday Memes

 

Posting

 I have company this week, so posts will be sporadic.

All Ya'll have a good Thanksgiving!

I Like CheeseCake

 

Well crap. There goes the neighborhood.

 Russia Fires Nuclear-Capable Intercontinental Ballistic Missile into Ukraine for First Time

The obiden regime is trying to excalate world war 3 into a nuclear conflagration. They know ole putin is unstable and will punch the red button for nuclear launch.  I think vlad baby is just foaming at the mouth to use nukes. If the james bond movies need an example for the head of some nefarious organization, he would be the prime candidate.

And so they decide to poke the bear by letting zelensky use american missiles and british missiles against ole vlad.

It's Friday Memes

 

Well Son. Of. A. Bitch.

President Trump Nominates Former Florida AG and Trump Attorney Pam Bondi as Next Attorney General of the United States 

I saw this headline and my eyes bulged out. I had not heard that Matt Gaetz had withdrawn from consideration for attorney general.

BREAKING: Here Are the GOP Senators Who Didn’t Support Matt Gaetz For Attorney General

These goddamn sunzabitches just never learn, do they? The landslide victory for President Trump SHOULD have shown these cocksuckers that their rino ways were finished.

But nope, they doubled down.

I believe Matt Gaetz would have made a very fine attack attorney general, which is what this country needs right now. I believe he would have charged with crimes just about the whole of the democrat party. Long overdue in my opinion.

As for Pam Bondi, I hope she is up to the task. I know very little about her. But I trust President Trump to pick America First people for his administration.

A use for all those pennies you are saving.

 My grandson was driving on blackstone ave. in fresno this morning, and saw this car covered in pennies. I enlarged it a little and that is what the bottom photo is.

I'd like to find the guy and find out exactly how many pennies are on this thing. 

That would make a hell of a raffle idea.

I don't think this will go like the denver mayor thinks it will.

 Denver Mayor Promises Armed Resistance to ICE

Well hell, we can deport his pasty white ass too.

When Tom Homan and President Trump tell the denver police they are gonna be locked up federally if they use arms to stop the federals, I don't think as many of them as this mayor thinks will, are gonna show up.

And as far as armed denverites???

Bitch, please.

A Cup of Coffee for $30??

 Just one more reason I don't do starbucks. 

Bullet Testing

 

The view co-host forced to read a legal note about Matt Gaetz live on air.

 It is about time Karma comes around to bite these people in the ass.

Watch her face. It looks like she ate an unripe persimmon.

Tuesday Memes