This Cartoon Describes Me Perfectly

 

Well, Son Of A *****

 Ding Dong Dammit.

I was hoping to skate by on this drivers license renewal bullshit. But because I am over 70 years old, I gotta bow to their bullshit.

Apply online. Check.

I could do either a written test or an elearning course which is a guaranteed PASS/No Fail allowed. So I did the elearning.

Easy Peasy Japanesy.

Then I paid $45 for it, online.

So I got an appointment to go in, cause I was supposed to take a vision test and get my photo taken.

Well, my left eye is fuquayed all to hell. I have macular degeneration in that eye. Vision level is 20/400, which is no bueno. My right eye is 20/20 with lenses, and both eyes together is 20/20 with lenses.

So I downloaded a vision examination form from their website, and had my eye doctor fill it out. Cost $25.

Gave it to the guy and he said I gotta go see if they will take this. So off he goes. Then he takes my photo. Then he says I gotta come back and take a Goddamn Driving Test!

Cocksuckin sonofabitch!! So now I got an appointment on the fifteenth to take this bullshit driving test.

Crap a nitley.

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Sunday Evening

 

Here is your joke for the day.

 Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen were sitting in a sauna only covered by a towel.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. ‘That was my pager,’ she said. ‘I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.’

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, ‘That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.’

The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.

She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman finally said… ‘Well, will you look at that…

I’m getting a fax!!!’

Regal Bird

 

They Ran Out of Gas

 I saw this over at The Feral Irishman and I stole it for you to view over here. And he is right, Idiocracy is heer.

Some people got it, some people don’t 💀 pic.twitter.com/cDimNrEf27

— Wild content (@NoCapFights) November 29, 2023

Evening Meems

 

Did you know that actor Sam Elliot has endorsed kneepads harris for president?

Her Point of View is Not Valid

 

Striking Dock Workers Could Affect Our Economy.

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Expect shortages and higher prices as port workers from Maine to Texas prepare to strike Tuesday 

Do you think striking dock workers can disrupt our economy? Looks like that may be the case. I don't know. Whadda you think?

Good Morning

 

A garlic broth a day keeps the doc away

Click on the red link to go to the recipe. 

Garlic Broth

The last couple of years I have started to cook my own meals. Going out to eat all the time is rather expensive. And because of that, I pay more attention to recipes. Not that I know how to cook, I don't. But I am trying.

Many of the shtf stories I read are by a lady in Florida. In all of her stories she writes about the medicinal benefits of certain foods, one of which is garlic.

I have done a little research on the stuff, and it appears to be quite healthy for the human body.

So I think I will try making some of this broth for this winter. In the hopes of warding off whatever new flu joe and hoe try to throw at us.

So let me know if you make or use garlic broth, or another type of flu prevention.

Wish me luck today memes.

 

Babylon Bee Memes

 

Is this video believable?

 Or was this staged for a youtube video? I think it is probably real.

Tool

 In the past I considered purchasing cordless ratchets, drivers, impacts, etc. But I didn't work on enough vehicles for me to really justify purchasing them. And now I don't work on them at all.

Good Evening Memes

For each law that is passed, we should repeal a thousand existing laws.

Why Investigate? Just Hang Them All.

 

Monday Memes

 

Saturday Afternoon. I need a Nap.

 

Saturday Memes

 

Good Afternoon

but you can be happy if you've a mind to

BODYCAM | Ohio woman arrested for eating a cat

Time for morning memes.

 Only the elite will understand the importance of this drawer

I don't know what day it is, but Good Morning anyway.

 

And Now This....

 BREAKING: 20 Supporters Seated Behind Trump Onstage Rushed to ER with ‘Blurred Vision’ and ‘Eye Burns’ After Rally in Tucson, Arizona

Apparently this happened on the 12th, today is the 18th. 

No mention in the article of why the 6 day delay in reporting.

Update: No Explosives Found at President Trump's Rally???

This is Strange… UPDATE: Nassau County Police Commissioner Claims Person Detained “May Have Been Training a Bomb Detection Dog” Near Trump Rally 

I am not sure if I believe this. I can see where SOMEONE is trying to cover either their own ass or somebody else's ass.

You know how, on multiple choice questions, you should probably go with your gut and keep your first answer??

It's the same here. My gut tells me that this is a coverup.

You wanna go fishing?

 

I missed Constitution Day yesterday

 'Bitter Clingers' Celebrate Constitution Day

Baldwin, Abraham, GA

Bassett, Richard, DE

Bedford, Gunning, Jr., DE

Blair, John, VA

Blount, William, NC

Brearley, David, NJ

Broom, Jacob, DE

Butler, Pierce, SC

Carroll, Daniel, MD

Clymer, George, PA

Dayton, Jonathan, NJ

Dickinson, John, DE

Few, William, GA

Fitzsimons, Thomas, PA

Franklin, Benjamin, PA

Gilman, Nicholas, NH

Gorham, Nathaniel, MA

Hamilton, Alexander, NY

Ingersoll, Jared, PA

Jefferson, Thomas, VA

Jenifer, Daniel St Thomas, MD

Johnson, William Samuel, CT

King, Rufus, MA

Langdon, John, NH

Livingston, William, NJ

Madison, James, VA

McHenry, James, MD

Mifflin, Thomas, PA

Morris, Gouverneur, PA

Morris, Robert, PA

Paterson, William, NJ

Pinckney, C. Cotesworth, SC

Pinckney, Charles, SC

Read, George, DE

Rutledge, John, SC

Sherman, Roger, CT

Spaight, Richard Dobbs, NC

Washington, George, VA

Williamson, Hugh, NC

Wilson, James, PA

Have you seen this kuh mal uh video on X??

 Take a look at this.

Whoever made this is Legend!

Governor Newsom just signed AB-2655 in response to this meme going viral.

The law could force 𝕏 to ban this video.

DO NOT MAKE IT GO VIRAL AGAIN.

pic.twitter.com/lk8Pnvs530

— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) September 18, 2024

Looks like Attempt #3 in New York. How many more before Trump hires his own detail?

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 Police have found explosives near the New York Trump rally on Long Island.

Someone, I forget who, postulated a couple days ago that Dan Bongino should put together some spec ops guys and go help protect President Trump.

I think if that doesn't happen, J.D. Vance is going to be the presidential nominee in the near future.

These people just won't quit. 

Police have found explosives near the New York Trump rally on Long Island.

This seems like another sabotage from a mole in Trump's team. pic.twitter.com/Oq2XWKVBEa

— Shadow of Ezra (@ShadowofEzra) September 18, 2024

 

Safe? Yes

Stable? Not a chance in hell. Click on the red link.