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Tuesday, January 27, 2026

Thoughts for Today

 Siri, why do i always mess it up with women.

Welllll, to start with, I'm Alexa asshole!

Today I learned that PornHub is a canadian company. I bet if they blocked it in america, this whole trade war would end permanently.

I can't dance to save my life. But when I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than michael jackson.

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