Thursday Good Morning

 I was talking to a cute lady the other day. 

She said can you list two structures that hold water.

I got all embarrassed cause I couldn't think of any. 

All I could say was Well, Dam.

I was abducted by aliens last night. They made me wash my hands, brush my hair, straighten my clothes, and eat my vegetables.

Turns out I was on the mothership.

The next time someone upsets you, just tell them to F.O.C.U.S.

Fuk Off Cuz Ur Stupid.

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?

Cause the rest of the letters were naughty.