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Monday, January 26, 2026

Todays Darwin Award---

 

7 comments:

  1. I can assure that if the moron was holding it when it initiated, the deflagration would have caused graphically catastrophic kinetic tissue damage. Phalanges converted to projectiles would not be out of reason. As I did not observe any flash or report, I reason the distraction device had been deployed, then the nitwit collected it just after the report.
    Cold hands make it difficult to accurately sense grasping a hot object. Steel bodied distraction devices are heated to several hundred degrees by the deflagration of the charge, and retain most of that heat for quite some time. I suspect second to third degree burns to the hand.

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  2. Found a better view, elsewhere, and it appears there are indicators of the unit firing whilst in extremely close proximity to the hand.

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  3. Just more proof the left's foot soldiers are walking brain donors.

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  4. Dan they would need a working brain if they wanted to be a brain donor...but who would want one of theirs? It's a mostly empty echo chamber

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  5. Always....ALWAYS they cry "Oh My God"....wonder which god they are praying to?

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