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Tuesday, September 8, 2020

Joke

 An elderly gentleman and his elderly wife were taking a trip to see their grandchildren.  They stopped at noon and had a nice lunch. They left and were down the road about an hour when the wife said she had left her glasses on the table.

The husband was rightfully upset but he dutifully turned the rig around and drove about an hour back to the restaurant, the whole time he was chastising his wife constantly, for being so forgetful all the time.

Upon arrival the wife immediately opened the door to get away from the voice of her husband. As she opened the restaurant door, he leaned over and yelled one last time.  "While you're in there you might as well get my hat and the credit card!"

It Might Get Sporty in Rochester Tonight

Have You Heard About This?

 President Trump has ordered federal agencies to identify and eliminate "critical race theory" from their agency.

What is critical race theory?  Reverse racism at its finest.

It alleges, among other things, that the United States is a white supremacist country, and that all white people are guilty of racism, whether they intend it or not.

Why the hell is bullshit crap being taught in gawdam FEDERAL government?? 

Why is this bullshit crap being taught ANYWHERE???

Read the story here.

Don't Mess with this Guys Trump Signs

 Found over at Conservatively Speaking



Monday, September 7, 2020

Costco Products

 I haven't shopped at a costco in years, used to have a membership for the whole extended family. And a couple of neighbors. Got to where no one was using the membership, including my wife and I, so I closed it.  May have to go join again.

Here is a link to a story that says many of the major brands may be the ones who make the kirkland products for costco.  

Here is the link.

Willie Wonka is Born

 

Jelly Belly founder is giving away candy factory in nationwide treasure hunt for golden tickets

The creator of Jelly Belly David Klein says he is launching a series of “treasure hunts” for golden tickets across the country, giving away cash prizes and a candy factory.

Those who wish to participate will need to pay nearly $50 to receive their state’s riddle to find the hidden golden ticket with a special code on it. Winners will receive $5,000, according to the game’s website.

“We’ve already hidden quite a few of them, Klein said in a video announcing the game. “We’re going to be hiding them in every state across the country.”

All players will then be eligible to join the “ultimate treasure hunt.”

“We’re gonna have the ultimate treasure hunt where the winner will be receiving a key — a key to one of our candy factories,” said Klein, who is known as “The Candyman.” 

Each treasure hunt game will have a location and start date.

“We’re looking for you, Charlie, out there,” Klein said in a nod to “Willy Wonka.”

Boogie Woogie







 

Masks

 Seems like on a daily basis I see more reports and articles about how wearing masks is bad for you or they are ineffective.  

Yet every day 99.99% of the public are still wearing masks.  Why? Why don't more people stand up and say shove this mask bullshit up your ass!

Joe over at Lady Lake reports his wife told the restaurant to do that, and I say Good For Her!!

It is time here in America to end this stupid mask and covid lockdown bullshit. It is time for everyone to stand up on their hind legs and roar and tell the governors to(and here I will say what blm says) Give Us Our Shit!!

Perspective Universal Masking in Hospitals in the Covid-19 Era

Masks Don’t Work: A Review of Science Relevant to COVID-19 Social Policy

So, at the end of the day, the only thing that provides personal protection for the person wearing the mask is a respirator. Cloth masks are wishful thinking.

“We were surprised how low the relative risk was,” Klausner said.

 Study by Researchers at UCLA and Stanford Finds Coronavirus “Ten Times Less Fatal than First Thought” (Video)

Sunday, September 6, 2020

Funnies

 







Dozens rescued by military helicopters after wildfire in Sierra National...

Approximately 60 miles north of where I live, about 150 people were trapped by a fire.  They are being airlifted out.



Cheaper Than Dirt Review

 I am not a handgun afficianado, nor can I shoot one accurately.  The way my hands shake these days, I am much better off with either a shotgun or a hand grenade. 

Browsing the web today, I came across this review at Cheaper Than Dirt and thought I would share with you.


Review: Bersa Thunder Pistols

Funnies for Today

 




Saturday, September 5, 2020

BLM Riot Turns Into MAGA YMCA Dance Party

Air Conditioning

 I was reading at PawPaw's House and followed a link he had there to this article about air conditioning.

The article is talking about the planet will be adding billions of new air conditioning units to the mix.  And all of this, of course, will cause problems with our electric grid.  

Not to mention global warming etc.  But the part about the electric grid you should pay attention to.  Maybe even start thinking about how to generate your own electricity and show your kids and grandkids how to do that.

That Sudden Stop Always Gets Ya


Teh Stupid is Strong with This One

I found this you tube video over at The View From Lady Lake.




Do You REALLY Trust the Coffee 19 Stats?

Woman Dead For 6 Months Informed She Has COVID-19

Merle Haggard - The Fightin Side Of Me (Live)

Friday, September 4, 2020

Funny Stuff

I found a blog called hardnoxandfriends.  Got some funny stuff over there.

On January 1st, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Bake Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says to the girl, “What are you doing?”

She says, “I’m going to commit suicide.” While he didn’t want to appear “sensitive,” he didn’t want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked … “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a kiss?”

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that … and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says “Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey! That’s a real talent you’re wasting Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?”

“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.”

It’s still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.


Smart Dog Drives Smart Car

This dog drives better than all the other drivers around here.





Nuclear Generated Electricity

Electricity in california is a big concern this year.  Because of asshoe newsom and the dimocrats obsession with so called "green" energy production,  we don't have enough electricity when the weather gets tough on us, as it is doing this labor day weekend.

Asshoe newsom has signed orders letting the "dirty" energy producers off the hook of rules for a few days, just so california can have enough electricity for the weekend.

A lot of people in california would like to see more nuclear power plants.  They say "it is safe, cheap energy!"  

I say bullshit.  Just take a look at Fukushima.

I operated nuclear reactors for the U.S. Navy from 1970 to 1976.  Or rather I trained from 1970 to 1972, then on an aircraft carrier from 72 to 76. I guess they are safe, when things are done properly.  But who is to say things are always done properly? Hell, just take a look at Chernobyl.

On the ship, we routinely discharged radioactive contaminated water to the ocean, thousands of gallons at a time.  Fukushima at the present time is not discharging water to the pacific, but is putting it in holding tanks onsite.  By 2022 they will run out of holding capacity and will have to dump it to the ocean. Here is a link to a story about that.


So I say generate electricity with dirty coal and natural gas, supplement it with solar and wind, and put in some more hydroelectric plants.  Put solar panels on the roof of every house in california, and you will have a few metric shit tons of electricity during the day.

Anyway, I do not want nuclear power generation anywhere near me or my family.  I know, I'm a puss.  Oh well, comma.














New Jeep Wagoneer

Need a new SUV?  Well, the Jeep Wagoneer will do the trick.

Starting out at a measly $60,000, it can go up to a measly $100,000.

The new full-size SUV will be offered in luxury and non-luxury versions in an attempt to compete with not only Chevys and Fords but also Cadillacs and Lincolns.