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Tuesday, January 11, 2022

A groaner for you

 One of the pups in a breeder's litter of collies had a strange appetite, fostered no doubt, because the dog fancier's kennel was deep in the southern United States.


The odd youngster spurned regular dog food, no meaty tid-bits could tempt him and he hated dog biscuits.

Just in time to save the little dog's life, the owner found he would eat nothing but melons.

He doted on them.

His brother pups could not understand this and they teased him unmercifully.

He became the butt of their pranks until his tail would droop and he would whimper and shiver in a corner.

His mother, trying to comfort him, called him to her and she said "Come to me, my melon....... collie......... baby".

 




Monday, January 10, 2022

Well shit. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.

 Dr. Robert Malone Fires Off Warning Shot on The War Room: Latest Disease Spreading Across China an “Ebola-Like Hemorrhagic Fever Virus” (VIDEO)

RCMP member sent on unpaid leave writes this powerful letter you must read:

 I found this at In the Middle of the Right

Here is the letter to read.

This canadian mounty lays it out straightforward. 

He has some good stuff in there.

 


'Don't You Think It's A Bit Curious?': Justice Thomas Presses Biden Admi...


At one point Justice Thomas says I don't understand what you just said.  

I didn't understand anything I heard in this 3 minute video.

It seems to me that maybe that is part of what is wrong with this country, is the language used in court and legal documents. 

If I was president maybe I would make an executive order that says all courts have to use language and writing that is completely clear, and explicit, to morons like me.

Morning

 


























Sunday, January 9, 2022

Update to Phils Place

 The Vulgar Curmudgeon

Here is a link to where Busted Nuckles is temporarily posting.

Unfortunately, this is only one guy doing this

Savage Dad Berates 'Beta' School Board With Perfect Comedic Timing  

What this guy says is true, and everyone likes it. But so what. It won't do a damn bit of good. He may follow thru and get everyone of those members  unelected. But again so what? 

In my personal opinion, if the other people in that audience had stood up enmasse and beat the everlovin shit out of the board members, that may have got their attention.

I believe it is far too late for any kind of vote to resolve this situation. What is required now is violence, and lots of it directed at the liberal commie cocksuckers and rino cocksuckers who have gotten us to this point. 

Until we collectively stand up and say enough is enough, nothing will happen.

Somebodys cheerios got pissed in

 Well looks like assholes got to BustedNuckles and trashed the place. I can't access any of Phils sites except vulgar curmudgeon and he hasn't updated there. 

May be time to visit the law upon some of his trolls.

 





Saturday, January 8, 2022

Two for your morning

 Her: At least invite me out to dinner.

Him: I don't go out with married women.
Her: But I'm your wife.
Him: I make no exception



WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."

WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"

WIFE: "In the pool."



 




 




Oh for the luvva pete....

 2 Tigers Test Positive For COVID-19 At ZooTampa; Under Quarantine

"At this point, we are unsure how the vaccinated animals got the virus"

"The zoo's animal care team works rigorously with many of the animals to allow our medical team to conduct tests such as the nasal swab required for testing with the voluntary participation of the animal,"

Voluntary? My sweet ass.

Thursday, January 6, 2022

Australians should be shooting their supposed leaders by now.

 


Dystopia Down Under: Amid Omicron Hysteria, Australia Announces New China-Esque Lockdown of All Unvaccinated Citizens – Going to Work and Outdoor Exercise Are No Longer Considered Essential For the Unvaxxed – (VIDEO)

First france, now australia?

I thought countries like that knew what freedom is, but I am obviously wrong. 

Why aren't the people of australia killing these assholes that are doing this? They don't need firearms for that, there's about a bazillion ways to kill these cocksuckers.

OOOPsie

 A failed Russian rocket just came crashing back to Earth


I don't think there are enough swear words

 Covid: French uproar as Macron vows to 'piss off' unvaccinated

Some of the french "MP's" have received death threats over this legislation. 

These cocksuckers are trying to prevent unvaccinated from participating in society.

I hope they receive more than threats, I hope they receive direct action and a few of those cocksuckers die a horrible vaccinated death.

Same to the ones here in the former usa.

Yet Another Dem Quits Rather than Facing the Red Wave

 Lots of democruts are not running for re-election in 2022

I am not real certain why that is. The article says democrats are running scared. I don't believe that for one second. Democruts have not been scared of repubs in a very long time. Decades, surely, maybe even a century.

I know democruts are reading the writing on the wall, and see that probably a redwave will happen this november. Maybe.

This story is about a michigan democrat who has been in office for 30 years. 30 years!!!! Each term is 2 years long and she has been there for 15 terms!!!

Add up the number of reps and senates who have been in office for 30 years or more and you get a shitton of people who should be fired from office, both repub and demo. 

Term limits! Term limits is the answer! But, you say, then I can't vote for who I want in the office! Yes you can, you just can't vote for someone not on the ticket. These people have been in office for this long and JUST LOOK at how fucked up this country is. I don't want those assholes in office anymore! Throw the bums out!

 


Tuesday, January 4, 2022

Search and rescue call for a stranded family gets a little more interest...----This is one hell of a job to have

Pay closer attention.

I guess I should pay closer attention to things that I read.
Hell when I was a kid we were so poor I couldn't even pay attention.

When I walked by the container holding that can of soup, I glanced down.

And as I walked by I swear that can was labeled Double Woodie soup.


Monday, January 3, 2022

Energy for Your Home

 A bit more on the stupidity of 'Green Energy!'

This article is found at Irons in the Fire

How many more days, weeks, months, years, or decades will centralized engergy delivery to our homes be feasible?

The article I linked to talks about how wind and solar in alberta canada delivered 76 mw in the middle of the day while coal was delivering 302 mw all day long. 

And they were shutting that coal plant down that day, in the middle of the coldest weather they have had.

Centralized energy delivery is not a good way to do it in my opinion. But currently it is the best way. 

I have two small solar/battery systems for my place to help in case of loss of power. I am thinking of how I can install a generator to my breaker box and run it in place of PG&E electricity. The mechanics of it are fairly easy, but I need to fix it so the generator won't be noisy enough to be heard nextdoor, which could generate complaints.

I also have not checked run time versus gasoline consumption. That could be a giant issue. 

So once again I am recommending each of you evaluate your energy systems at your home. If power shuts off do you have some way of supplying emergency power temporarily? 

If not, do you have means to temporarily provide  lighting, cooking, heat, etc for 2 or 3 days while power is being restored.

Something to think about.