Saturday, January 8, 2022

Two for your morning

 Her: At least invite me out to dinner.

Him: I don't go out with married women.
Her: But I'm your wife.
Him: I make no exception

WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."

WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"

WIFE: "In the pool."


  1. Funny groaners today, I have actually used the first one on my now ex wife when she wanted to out and I didn't. It didn't end well for me that time, I still had to go out, but she picked the restaurant and show, so I was relieved of that heavy burden. I made her pay, for my misery and to use up her allowance.