Sunday Memes

 

Here is a very relevant question.

 If gov asswipes used our taxes in a useful manner, most of us would pay them without too much grumbling.

Remember 1984? Slow Joe Speaks.

Another embarrassing lefty losing it.

 New York governor hochul. Her name sounds like what my cat used to throw up.

Friday. Maybe my lawnmower part will arrive today.

 

That is the absolute truth about groceries, at least around here. Two sacs was a little over $100 bucks, and neither of them contained fentanyl.

I Wonder Why That Is

 

Memes

 

Why don't cops stop these violent thugs?

 Pro-Hamas Agitators Torch American Flag

"Pro-Hamas protesters took out their frustration on Old Glory and American heroes from World War I with no police in sight after failing to disrupt the Met Gala Monday night."

What is the met gala? I don't have a clue. So I had to look it up.

The Met Gala 2024 is a fundraising benefit for the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City.

Lots of elites go to this thing I guess, so of course that's where the popo will be.

In this day and age. That's a common phrase these days. In this day and age cops stand down more than they stand up. I don't understand why. 

At UT the cops took control and stopped the bullshit.

But where am I gonna live?

I thought I was gonna have to evict some renters about 4 years ago, and then again last year. The stupid fuckers built a taco shack in the back yard and even had signs up out front. Took me a while but I got that stopped.

Good Monday

 

eve

@eveforamerica

As a mom of two, I totally recognize this “stance”.

As a mom of two, I totally recognize this “stance”. pic.twitter.com/cSQbI3llet

— eve (@eveforamerica) May 4, 2024

 

Judianna

@Judianna

The Crocs are finally returning to rivers. Nature is healing. 

Everything Was Better Before Biden, I'm Voting Trump.

Google Removes Pro-Trump Ad That Highlights Biden’s Prioritization of Illegals Over US Citizens, $500 a Month to House “Newcomers to America” 

The federal budget

 Rand Paul telling it like it is.

Army Rangers SMOKED Some Crips in 1989...

The military officially considered the incident a matter of self defense for the off duty Rangers.

Good Morning Memes

 

Have Some AC/DC This Gloomy Afternoon

Check out that scaffolding. How'd ya like to be up top there and get a little vertigo?

When you take your car to a shade tree mechanic----I ain't gonna charge you much

Holy Shit This Video is Spot On

 I found this at The Feral Irishman

Russian advert made to mock Russians that leave for The United States. pic.twitter.com/l1BQjOPNgo

— Historic Vids (@historyinmemes) May 4, 2024

This video is 100% accurate. But more than that it is embarrassing. 

 

Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh. Sung to the tune of Camp Intifada

This depicts our society at the moment

 

Friday Funnies

 

John Kennedy is a national treasure

 

John Kennedy is a national treasure pic.twitter.com/o06GyaRD6G

— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) May 1, 2024

Senator Kennedy embarrasses the crats again. 

Why are these assholes afraid to own up to the words they "retweet"?

Why, those are not my tweets he says. I didn't tweet those. 

Who gives a shit? You support what they say.

I mean crapanitley if you gonna retweet it OWN UP TO IT.

You sick fucks.

Morning Coffee

 

A Farmers Version of Sea Shanty

 

Illegal aliens are Illegal.

Illegal immigration outlawed in Oklahoma starting July 1 

Border security is the responsibility of the federal government. So sayeth a democrat from Oklahoma.

Well, that is the way it is supposed to work. But with asshole joe and ho it isn't working that way.

The article says Texas and Iowa have laws like this also.

It's about time. Take the fight to them.

Good morning