Thursday Memes

 

Real ID Still Sucks Balls

 The stupid real id strikes again.

Friday I am driving up to Ft. Riley in Kansas to see my grandson and haul some stuff home for him.

I had him reserve a room for me at a hotel on base.

Went online to get the address of the visitor center on base so I could look at mapquest and get some directions.

The info I got for the center indicated I had to have real id to get on the base. So I gave them a call to confirm, and that is in fact the case. Alternatively I could show a second form of id, such as birth certificate, passport, or social security card.

None of which I have with me. And I don't have real id, and never will. Kind of defeats the fact that one of the things this country was founded on was the ability to travel freely.

Looks like most of the country is okay with giving up some freedom for a little perceived security. Which is sad.

So I reserved a room off base. He will meet me there.

From that hotel to my home in California is about 1600 miles.

Hope to be home by Tuesday of next week.

See you guys then.

Good Tuesday Memes

 

Good Morning From Rainy Texas Again

 Went to the family reunion this weekend and got back to my brothers house last night.

That's thanks to my niece who cruises at about 85 in the slow lane. 

She don't let any grass grow here.

Had a great time. Saw some cousins I haven't seen in over 50 years, and met some younger cousins I never knew existed.

On track to be back home next week.

Good Morning from Texas

 It's a beautiful morning here in the South Plains of Texas. Tomorrow we drive to Ada, Oklahoma for a family reunion.

Have some morning memes to enjoy.

Rainy Texas Morning

 

Out of Town

 Sorry folks, I went out of state and forgot to check in.

Posting will be spotty for a couple of weeks, I'm visiting my family here in Texas.

Boy ain't that the truth.

 A couple went to the doctor to find out what gender their baby would be when born.

The doctor said: Why the hell do people want to know the gender of their baby.

They just gonna let the little M.F.er choose later on anyway.

I am old and I just realized I still have so many unanswered questions!!!! I never found out who let the Dogs Out...where's the beef...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed... why "abbreviated" is such a long word... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to... why do "The Alphabet Song" and "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret?

The Dig is Subtle, in This One

 

Listen to This Asshole Speak

 DEI Expert

Listen to this black bastard. He can't speak plain straight forward words. 

He has to weasel word his way thru.

The Best 12 Gauge For Drones

Offgrid Solar Power Made Easy

 Budget Friendly Handtruck Solar System

This has about 3 to 5KW of ac output. The bigger battery you put on the better it will work. This will easily power a fridge and a freezer 24/7 if you have solar panels hooked up to it. At least I think it will.

This looks like a fairly simple, straight forward type of project.

Here is a link to a page with small home type solar generators:

Top 10 Solar Generators 2025 

I'm Not Gonna Hold My Breath Waiting on This One

  ‘First-Of-Its-Kind” Action on Biden Autopen Scandal

This feeeemale admitted under oath she controlled the biden autopen for a year and a half. 

Who the hell died and made her commander in chief?

Why the hell hasn't she been indicted, arrested, or whatever the hell it's called.

She says she was authorized to use joe's autopen. Who the hell gave THAT authorization. Slojoe was too demented to give that, so who did?

Why haven't we seen firing squads over this shit yet? 

Fuck a bunch of epstein, I wanna know who was controlling the most powerful country in the world.

NYC Will Vote in The Socialist

 Will New York City Become the New Socialist Paradise?

I would say New York City is pretty much screwed. They have a choice to vote for the dumass they already got. 

Or they can vote for the new dumass who wants the citizenry of million dollar plus salaries to pay more taxes to fund all the free shit he wants to give away.

Now I ask you: if you're gonna believe you're gettin more free shit, who you gonna vote for?

Whoever Makes These Videos...Must Have a Lot of Time on Their Hands

 

Well, That Was Awkward

 

Good Morning Memes

 

Here is an oldie, but it's a goody.

 A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lb. as promised. He then calls the company and orders their 5-day, 20 lb. program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you can catch me you can have me."

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot! This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him quite a while to catch her but when he does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze. So for the next four days the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover that he has lost another 20 lb. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day 50 lb. program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds this huge, muscular, 7ft man standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "I'm Francis. If I catch you, you're mine...".

NEW: Kristi Noem Issues Nationwide Terrorism Alert for America – Iran Reportedly Set to Attack U.S. Military Facilities Within Hours

 Will Iran attack our military bases?

Answer:

REPORT: Iran Coordinated Missile Attack on US Base in Qatar with Qatari Government

And if they do and my grandson in the army gets hurt, who the hell do I go shoot? 

Just have to wait and see I guess. Fuck the democrats.

Good Morning

 

Brothers of the Heart - I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry (Live At Columbia, T...

Well Shit. USofA Has Bombed the Shit Out of Iran.

 WATCH: President Trump Addresses Nation After Announcing US Dropped Bombs on Iranian Nuclear Sites

Well, President Trump has bombed the shit out of Iran. 

I guess we will find out shortly if, or how many, terrorist cells are in the USofA.

President Trump on TRUTH Social: Fordow Nuclear Plant Is Gone

This Is Pretty Neat

 

Good Morning

 

Afternoon Memes