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Although I Did Eat Monkey Meat on a Stick in Olongapo in Early 70's.

 Or at least we called it monkey meat.

I'm not gettin my hopes up just yet.

 9th Circuit upholds block on background checks for California ammunition buyers

This is just a blip for now I believe.

I predict some judge somewhere will put a stay on this ruling until california can get the whole circuit to review the case.

Then the whole 9th circuit clown of appeals will say the background checks are good to go, just keep em.

Then it will wind up at scotus and who in hell knows WHAT those jackasses will rule.

I simply do not understand why all of this has to be litigated and why the hell it takes so long to wend its way thru the court system.

ALL gun control laws are unconstitutional, plain and simple.

Memes for Today

 

Newly Declassified Doc Exposes Obama Role in Hillary's Russia 'Collusion' Plot Against Trump

 I Say So What? Who's Gonna Go toJail?

Answer: Nobody.

Who is in jail over epstein? Answer: Nobody. 

Well ghislane is but was that actually over epstein? Hell if I know.

I say this whole obama plot thing is just pure bullshit. I don't know why but this will drag out for a while till the next pure bullshit comes along and NOBODY is gonna do the long walk short rope dance.

I don't give a shit what President Trump or bondi or any of those pukes say anymore, this is just political theater designed to titillate the fancy of half of the masses and piss off the other half.

I will bet you a banana fudge sundae not one person goes to jail. If I lose you gotta come here to collect cause my mouth will be hanging too far open to be able to walk.

This is democrats. Every Day.

Tuesday Memes

 

Income Tax. Still Sucks.

 

I wonder if blogger will censor this one.

 

This Fits Me to a T

 Work is over rated.

Just to be safe, keep your pants on, for all our sakes.

  Flatulence: Everything You Wanted to Know About Farting

Just think of your pants as a mask for your bottom.

And no that doesn't mean get all rebellious and run around naked.

Well crap.

 

I bought this yesterday to replace the overflow/drain fitting on an evaporative cooler.

See the drain plug fitting on the upper right? You would think the threads on that are 3/4" npt. But you would be wrong.

Those are a garden hose fitting. Garden hose? Not 3/4 npt? WWTF??

So another trip to lowes. Why? I'm not gonna use a garden hose as a drain, I am using pvc.

And then they hide the sonofabitch adaptor. I went to 4 goddamn aisles hunting for this effing thing.

Got it done and now I got a couple rust holes in the pan. I let it dry overnight, going down now to cover it in black mastic.

Wish me luck.

Good Morning

 

Break Time

 

Gotta Be Over 18 to Buy Cooler Coating

 Have you gone recently to a big box store, like lowe's, and go to checkout and find there are no checkers and no checkout booths?

Except for self checkout. There are 4 of those.

Except 2 of them say you can only use a card to pay. The other 2 say cash and card. Can't wait for the day they all say card only.

Yesterday I went to lowes and at self checkout there was a pretty young thing to help.

First thing I did was tell her I should write to corporate demanding a 25% discount since I had to check myself out.

She just looked at me.

Got everything scanned except one pvc fitting. She had to manually enter the scan number to get it to work.

Went to pay and the screen lit up and said make sure customer is over 18 to buy this product. She tapped the screen before I could see what it was.

Turns out it was this:

I swear. Govmint is going to protect us to death.

Me Too

 

A 50's Music Icon Has Passed

Singer Connie Francis has died. 

Good Morning

 

Well Shit Fire and Save Matches

Trump Blames Democrats for “Jeffrey Epstein Hoax” – “My PAST Supporters have Bought into this ‘Bullsh*t,’ Hook, Line, and Sinker… I Don’t Want Their Support Anymore!” 

Well shit, if this is true and this is how he feels, I think he has just caused democrats to take over congress again.

Did he really say this? Or is THIS a hoax?

Well, This Could Be a Popcorn Moment.

Texas AG Ken Paxton Threatens to Arrest Democrat Lawmakers If They Flee State to Block Trump-Backed Redistricting Plan Aimed at Gaining 5 More GOP House Seats 

But weren't these assholes threatened with arrest when they did this a few years ago?

Anybody go to jail then?

I get it. If I'm gonna get my ass handed to me by a bad vote I don't wanna be there either. But these assholes were elected to actually ATTEND. Not run away.

Can I Get An Amen for This??

 

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