Certified Water Technologist #63

Certified Water Technologist #63
Vern's Stories fredhorn37@gmail.com An expert is someone who knows each time more on each time less, until he finally knows absolutely everything about absolutely nothing.
Here are a few stupid jokes to start the first day of the week, which is always stupid.

What is red and smells like blue paint?  Red paint.

What do lawyers wear to court?  Lawsuits.

How do lumberjacks know how many trees they've cut?
They keep a log.

What should you do if you are being attacked by clowns?
Go for the juggler.

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