Sunday, April 23, 2023

Todays Groaners

 What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?


What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes? 

Re-morse code.

What happened when the clam went to the gym?

He pulled a mussel.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you are in the bathroom?


And that's all folks!


  1. I couldn't help myself. I read all of them, despite the warning.

  2. Oh Fred, you Americans pissing in bathrooms, I do it in my toilet.
    Although I have visited the US, my experience of your plumbing was of motels, and am convinced that the plumbers were on different drugs when installing each set of pipes.
    I bought a cheap 3-bedroom masonry block house when young, with only one bathroom, and of course it had a seperate toilet sited near the laundry room.
    When Yanks say ‘bathroom’, do you always mean ‘toilet’ instead? If so, why is that so? Or do you always plumb a toilet cistern and bowl inside your bathroom?
    I recall a US news report where a resident described finding a burglar, after “letting my dogs outside so they could use the bathroom”. Gee, fancy dogs, they have an outdoor bathroom. Aussie dogs go out to have a crap, generally.
    Keep joking, Fred.