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Saturday, August 29, 2020

From ammoland.com



NRA-ILA: California AG Seeks Further Review of Ruling in Magazine Case

Mississippi Prohibits Restrictions on Open Carry in Jackson
Friday, the California Attorney General's office filed a petition for an en banc hearing in Duncan v. Becerra IMG NRA-ILA
U.S.A. -(AmmoLand.com)- Friday, the California Attorney General's office filed a petition for an en banc hearing in Duncan v. Becerra—the NRA funded case challenging California's ban on the possession of magazines capable of holding more than 10 rounds. The petition was expected after the 9th Circuit court of appeals affirmed that the ban violated the Second Amendment on August 14, 2020.  With this move, Attorney General Xavier Becerra is doing the bidding of the anti-gun lobby, who earlier this week demanded that California continue to defend the unconstitutional magazine prohibition.
“Predictably, California’s Attorney General wants to override our recent victory in the 9th Circuit, where the arbitrary ban against standard-capacity magazines was correctly declared unconstitutional. Notice the hypocrisy: Like ammunition for self-defense, AG Becerra wants as many judges as possible when it serves himself. The NRA will continue to defend law-abiding Californians and the 9th Circuit’s ruling in favor of your Second Amendment rights.” – Jason Ouimet, NRA-ILA Executive Director
The case centers on California Penal Code §32310, which prior to 2016, imposed restrictions on the manufacture, importation, sale, transfer, and receipt of magazines capable of holding more than ten rounds. In 2016, the law was amended to add an outright ban, prohibiting nearly everyone in the state from possessing such magazines. California residents who owned LCMs were given the option of removing the magazine from the state, selling it to a firearms dealer, permanently modifying the magazine so that it was incapable of holding over ten rounds or surrendering it to law enforcement for destruction. Failure to do so could result in imprisonment for up to a year.
Your NRA will continue to keep you updated as this case progresses. ​​

Beefalo

Have you ever eaten beefalo.  I did one time back in the 1980's.  I don't remember much about it except it was a filling lunch.

Anyway, looks like a beefalo has excaped the slaughterhouse in Connecticut, is on the loose, and pissed off.

Aggressive beefalo on the loose in Connecticut

My Old Truck

Well, it looks like my old truck is fixed. I think. A week of driving it will tell.  The dodge dealership in madera california screwed it up pretty bad, but they did manage to repair the two oxygen sensor codes. I had told them to do the smog check on it so I could register the truck, but those assholes couldn't be bothered. They said bring it back next week. That was after keeping it for 3 weeks. So I drove it 10 miles, which they could have done, and got all the readiness monitors to set. Then I took it to the smog check store and got er done.

Anyway, after I made the dodge dealership give me back half of my money, I took my truck to Electric Lab in Fresno.

The flashing abs light was caused by the wrong vin number being programmed into the controller. That was done at the dodge dealership, probably when they tried to reprogram the wrong computer to fit my truck.  Electric Lab inserted the correct vin number, so now the light is no longer flashing. I had asked the dodge dealership to fix that particular fuckup they created, but they wouldn't even address the issue.

The issue of hesitation on acceleration and intermittent bucking snorting and farting while driving down the freeway, and very rough idle, was apparently caused by two things: one plug was cracked and one coil on plug was carbon tracking. Which should have caused a misfire code to set in the computer, but did not. Anyway, replacement of the coil on plug and new sparkplugs appear to have cured the problem.  Time will tell.















Voter Fraud

Voters in 3 Iowa counties have been sent prefilled out absentee ballots. Prefilled with the voters information, which is a clear violation of the secretary of states directives. Anyway a judge has tossed out 50,000 absentee ballots in at least 1 county.


Wednesday, August 26, 2020

Another Joke

I shamelessly stole this from The Feral Irishman


 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?


WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE :

MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.

'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN, THAT UGLY,

OLD,

BALD,

WRINKLED FACED,

FAT-ASSED,

GRAY-HAIRED,

DECREPIT

SON-OF-A-BITCH

ASKED,

'WHAT DID YOU TEACH???

Don Lemon Says Rioting Has to Stop

Why does asshole donlemon say the rioting has to stop? Not because it's the right thing to do, but because it is showing up in the polls.

And that could help President Trump.

What an Asshole Don Lemon Is


Heh


This is Good


Freedom Has at Least a Temporary Win

Immanuel School in Reedley Calif. has won at least a temporary win to allow their school to remain open for in person classes.

They opened in defiance of local county orders and state orders for them to remain closed.

The county of Fresno took them to court for an injunction to force them to close and the judge denied that. Another hearing on this is set for Sept. 15.

Another school in Merced County is apparently also open, and also undergoing legal battles.

Looks like FREEDOM is trying to make a comeback.

Immanuel Schools claims victory after judge denies order to close, but legal battle still brewing

Sometimes Life Really Sucks

Here a while back I made mention of a young lady friend of our family who had covid. Apparently she also had double pneumonia.

She has been on 100%? oxygen for a long time now, last week they reduced it to 90%?, I think.

This morning they removed her from the ventilator and a few minutes later she passed on. This just sucks. She just turned 41 last month.  

Her dad passed away about 2 weeks ago, and she never knew it, she was in the hospital.

At least they let her husband be there with her when she went, I didn't think they would but they did.

Anyway, sometimes life just sucks.

It's Starting to get Sporty in Kenosha

Jacob Blake Shooting: Kenosha unrest leaves 3 shot, 2 fatally

Tuesday, August 25, 2020

Hurricane Laura expected make landfall as a Category 3 hurricane

An Oldie Joke


The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He'd scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.

KABOOM!

He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.

KA-BLOOEY!

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.

BULLS-EYE!

"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"

So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football.
And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.

The young Afghani is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.

"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

"I don't want to talk to you, the old Afghan woman says. "You are not my son!"

"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."

"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,

"I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago!”

Holy Crap!! What Do You Mean I'm Dead??

Well, this is just great. I don't think I want to live in Detroit.

Young woman declared dead found with eyes open, breathing at Michigan funeral home

Get On With Your LIves---Damn Straight




Tuesday Fun







This is Hard to Believe

I don't think I have seen it all yet, but after reading this article, I would say I am pretty goddamn close to that. This is so bleepin stupid.  I don't think this is a spoof.

Maine Governor Orders Restaurant Staff To Wear COVID-Visors Like Dog-Cones



Monday, August 24, 2020

This is Absolutely Great!

I found this at Antz-In-Pantz


Some Great Memes

I borrowed these memes from Gorge's Grouse
He always has great ones.