Friday, October 15, 2021
Thursday, October 14, 2021
A Good Morning Joke for You
Bought A Porsche
A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to scream, "Where did you get that car???!!!" He calmly told them, "I bought it today.""With what money?" demanded his parents. "We know what a Porsche costs."
"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars."
So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?" they said.
"It was the lady up the street," said the boy." I don't know her name--they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."
"Oh No," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on."
So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias! He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.
"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but it seems he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and doesn't intend to come back. He asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did."
Wednesday, October 13, 2021
Well, Slow Joe Has Cured All of Our Problems
I guess slow joe gave a speech today addressing the socalled supply chain blockages. He met with leaders of the ports and fedex and ups. Isn't that all we need is for him to get involved with our stuff?
What he needs to do is sit down, shut up, and go back to sleep.
Walmart, FedEx, UPS will increase operations to ease supply chain bottlenecks, Biden says
Wish We Could Get Some Snow
Here it is only October 13 and it is snowing in South Dakota.
When I was a kid in northern Texas we would get lots of snow, and when I was old enough to drive I drove in it quite regularly, bald tires and all.
But I have not driven in snow since 1970, and I would not know how to act if I had to do so. But we sure could use that snow here, lemme tell ya.
Western South Dakota, Black Hills sees 14 inches of snow in first major snowfall of the season
Looks Like This Pilot is Standing Tall
Found over at PawPaw's House
This is the single bravest thing I have seen in years. God bless these Pilots. The heroes we need right now 🇺🇸✈️ pic.twitter.com/ZxuRseDoAq
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) October 11, 2021
Tuesday, October 12, 2021
This is Pure Bullshit
How Is This Done Accidentally?
There is no way in hell this was an accident. Even a cursory examination of the bottle would reveal what it is.
This is the second time I have heard walgreens stores doing this. Maybe they shouldn't be doing this at all. I mean, they are pharmacists, not doctors. If they screw up a shot this bad, what are they doing to your meds?
Maybe only licensed nurses and physicians should be doing this.
Monday, October 11, 2021
These Might Be Fun
Winds and Dust
My oldest daughter and her husband went to a concert in Sacramento over the weekend and are driving home. She sent this pic of the dust. This is near Chowchilla Calif close to the intersection of hiway 99 and 152.
The Whole World is Running Out of Electricity
Looks like the whole damn world is running short on electricity this winter.
I wonder why that is. You think all the liberal mental disease might have something to do with it?
China is running short, Lebanon ran out, UK and Europe are running low.
And now India. 70% of their power is by coal. And most of those plants only have 1 to 4 days supply left.
Geez louise.
Sunday, October 10, 2021
More Stuff We Already Have to Fight Covid
Remember this? Take an aspirin and call me in the morning?
Turns out that is probably damn good advice.
(It’s also used on horses)
By The End Of The Year We Won’t Need Vaccines. So Why Are You Getting Jabbed?
Good-bye booster shots and vaccine passports. Molnupiravir works against all variants.
Pills pills and more pills. No fda trials, don't pass go and don't collect 200 bux. They got a patent on some common thing apparently and are going to mark it up about 40 times what it costs to make. Will sell for about 700 here, 12 dollars in india.
Excerpt from the article: Molnupiravir is also pannned as a broad-spectrum anti-viral that halts not only strains of COVID-19 coronavirus but all viruses – it inhibits Chikungunya virus, respiratory syncytial virus, hepatitis C virus, norovirus, influenza-A & B viruses and Ebola virus, and all human coronaviruses.
Well holy shit, sign me up. I guess taking these pills means I will never get a cold or the flu again.
And ebola? Fuck him he's done.
Too bad the side effects are gonna kill you.
Huh. Who Could Have Seen This Coming?
People in this country are getting pissed off. Pissed off enough to finally start taking action. What do you suppose would happen if the whole country of air traffic control rebelled?
And the rumors circling are that all the flights, in and out of Florida – are CANCELLED!
Is there a media blackout on last night’s air traffic controller walkout in Jacksonville, FL?
— Tom Sauer 🇺🇸 ⚓️ 💣 (@thomasbsauer) October 9, 2021
Hundreds of flights canceled.
Walkout due to vax mandate
From a trusted source: pic.twitter.com/kCseQMZlal
People in Italy are Tired of The Covid Pass Bullshit
Police in Italy were using batons and tear gas at some protests.
Some of the protesters fought back. Good for them.
WATCH: Thousands Clash With Police in Rome Over COVID Vaccine Passports
"I had to send videos to Guinness to prove that it was a lawnmower,"
You want to cut your grass faster? Build a fast lawnmower.
British engineer takes world's fastest lawnmower to 143.19 mph
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