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Sunday, January 2, 2022

Snowballs

 


A Groaner for another year

 A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. 

When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The man groaned but didn't budge.

The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."

Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.

In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police.

The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?"

"Sam," the man moaned.

"Where ya from, Sam?"

With pain in his voice Sam replied "The balcony."


The banknote salesman was sent to prison for going into business for himself part-time. While behind bars, the warden made arrangements for the salesman to learn a trade. In no time, the salesman became known as one of the best carpenters in the area. He often got day passes to do woodworking jobs for people in town.

When the warden started remodeling his kitchen, he called the salesman, now carpenter, into his office and asked him to build and install new cabinets and countertops.

The salesman refused.

"Gosh, I'd really like to help you," he said, "but counterfitting is what got me into prison in the first place."









Thursday, December 30, 2021

CCR - Green River---Here's a toe tapper for you tonight.

 

yes, the vaccines were supposed to stop covid spread. yes, the "experts" told us so. 

The above link found at WRSA

How often do you wash your clothes?

 Apparently something called the world economic forum wants us to wash our clothes less.

World Economic Forum Demands We Stop Washing Clothes

Okay by me, I don't do enough work to wash them that much anyway. When I was working on boilers, I would come home and strip down, and usually my wife would throw everything in the wash then, because I was usually pretty grungy and she didn't want that crap hanging around in the laundry basket.

But now, I hardly do a damn thing. About the only time I sweat is when I start thinking about sex and how I can't anymore.

Hell, I think I've got a pretty good protective crust going on and I would be afraid to lose that protection by washing clothes too much.

Remember what Rancid Crabtree said? To phrase it slightly differently, he was asked when was the last time he washed his clothes? And his reply was, What Yar is this anyway?

Anderson cooper asks if withholding Social Security checks to force vaccination is something the government should do

 CNN Suggests Withholding Social Security to Impose Vaccine



I knew it was simply a matter of time before someone floated this idea. Although I thought it would be that idiot joe something or other on cnbc?? msbc?? morning joe??

Whatever the hell his name is. Anyway, cooper just asked bill gates that question. Gates looked like he was happier than a pig in shit he got asked that question, too. 

Him. Him. Fuck him!

Wednesday, December 29, 2021

Free energy Generator With 100 Kg Flywheel 12Kw Alternator 100% Real Fre...


If it was really this easy, there is probably 200 or more laws against it here in the former u s of  a.

How To Fix a Generator That Won't Put Out Power


I tried to flash my generator but the neighbors called the cops on me and now I need bail money.

SCIENCE! CNN Finally Admits Cloth Masks Don't Stop COVID

 “Cloth masks are not appropriate for this pandemic,” CNN’s Dr. Leana Wen said on Monday night. “It’s not appropriate for omicron,” she continued. “It was not appropriate for delta, alpha, or any of the previous variants, either, because we’re dealing with something that’s airborne.”

What worked in July of 2020 isn’t any good in December of 2021 for some reason.

I suspect the reason is political.

How absurd has our government become?

 This absurd! You have to declare what you stole as income!!

You know, I was going to say how stupid do they think we are, then I caught myself. I remembered they think we are pretty stupid.

Do you think any of the brethren in san fran shit show will claim any of the stuff they stole? I doubt it.

According to the IRS, “If you steal property, you must report its fair market value in your income in the year you steal it unless you return it to its rightful owner in the same year.”

Tuesday, December 28, 2021

Former senator harry reid died.

 Former Senate leader Harry Reid dies at 82

Who gives a shit?

When this buttwipe was in the senate, he was the snakiest of the snakes. When he got that blackeye from his exercise equipment, I always assumed that was fake news, and the real news was somebody kicked the shit out of him.

Well, I guess I am officially old.

 Son of a bitch. Seems like it was just last week I got married. Then the day after that I had a kid, and another kid. Now I have five grandkids.

Son of a gun, I got old quick.

Today, Dec. 28 of 2021, my oldest granddaughter got married. Damn.

It was only yesterday I was holding her in my lap at thanksgiving dinner. And she was scarfing up all my mashed potatoes and leaving me hungry. 

Holy crap I got old quick.

Huh. Who woulda thought they would do this?

 JUST IN: CDC Cuts Covid Isolation, Quarantine Time From 10 Days to 5 Days

Just like everything else they are pulling this recommendation out of their ass.

What changed? slowjoe said there is no federal solution to covid. Well no shit sherlock.

So now cdc gotta cover for slow joe and the hoe. So their economy doesn't crumble immediately ya know.

 


Monday, December 27, 2021

 

I found this at A Nod to the Gods


Jesus H Christ

COMMENTARY: WILDLY RACIST MN SCHOOL BOARD JUST APPROVED AN UNTHINKABLE PLAN FOR WHITE TEACHERS 

This school district in minnesota will pay black teachers a larger salary than white teachers. Simply because they are black.

Racist much?

I would like to say this can't happen here. But I think it can happen here.

 UK Authorities Consider Sending Vaccine Teams to Homes of Unjabbed

Let's say you are sitting in your easy chair or at your kitchen table, doorbell rings. You go to the door and there stands four or five people. The one in front says hello, we are here to vaccinate you, roll up your sleeve.

And being the calm cool collected person you are you say fuck you you cocksuckin ignorant asshole. Get off my lawn! And close the door.

I would like to say this scenario couldn't possibly play out here in the former us of a, but i think there are so many brainwashed people out there, the vax team would be invited in for cookies and milk.

I think four of the five people will be special enforcer types who will be willing to take you to the ground and force the vax into you.