A young lady walked up to the bar to order a drink. The bartender said "What is wrong with your eyebrows?" The young lady said "What is wrong with my eyebrows?" She looked surprised!
Did you hear about the farmer? He was out by the cow pasture reading all the regulations he had to follow. He came to one in particular and excitedly said to the cow, "Bessie, how am i supposed to monitor the methane that comes from you?" Bessie said "Pull my hoof!"
Why do cows go to Broadway? To see moosicals.
Best joke I have heard this week? My paycheck.
What is Moochelle Obamskis favorite vegetable? Barackoli!
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