Tuesday, May 2, 2023

Todays Groaners

 What do you call a dog that can do magic?

A labra-cadabrador.

I canceled my car insurance yesterday. Turns out they were not very good therapists for breakdowns.

How do you get a farm girls attention?

A-Tractor.

How do lumberjacks know how many trees they have cut?

They keep a log.

Th Th That's all folks!

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