My stalker/tracker almost got me yesterday. pic.twitter.com/zDT3355nt5
— Tim Burchett (@timburchett) March 28, 2025
Holy Shite I like this guy.
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I had this idea that I could rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. The first st...
Why is it that I always think of great comebacks like that a half an hour later?
ReplyDeleteThat boi probably abuses the hot pocket before it cools , so his momma has to rub his pee pee with lotion.
ReplyDelete"Torching, slamming and schooling" makes your "emotional reacting, instant gratification" produce Dopamine, but it really doesn't solve the problem that a 9mm reach out would.
ReplyDeleteWondering if he should call his mommy to make sure his hot pocket will be ready when he gets home.
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