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Saturday, October 2, 2021

Gas Saving Device

Fuel Saving Device for Cars 

The ad says this device saves 20% of your fuel.

I am going to buy and install 6 of them, for 120% savings. Maybe my tank will over flow now.

$4.29 gallon for 87 octane

 


 





 


Judge Slams Cops, denies Qualified Immunity, over Student's Instagram po...

Have you heard about this? Last year a schoolgirl went on a trip with her band, and when she got home she got sick "with symptoms like covid" but apparently she couldn't be tested. I don't know. Anyway she posted on instagram she had covid and the school went apeshit! They sent the police to her HOUSE where the police threatened her and her parents with ARREST if she didn't take down her instagram page. First amendment violation much? This video is an attorney reading the judges ruling where he tells the cops, Piss off.



Need Money?

 Need money? Not a problem if you are the city of cleveland ohio. Simply tax the earnings of a doctor who does not live in the city, or even the state for that matter.

What the heck is a state line between friends anyway. Kind of reminds of calif. had looked at taxing people who move out of state. Never did hear what happened to that.

Ohio judge allows municipal-income-tax challenge to go forward

Friday, October 1, 2021

Homemade Maglite suppressor on different 22 lr guns

Jesus H Christ! We Have Descended into the 18th Century

 With blackouts looming, German government holds disaster preparation day, promotes ‘cooking without electricity’

When the goddamn GOVERNMENT of a large first world country is telling its citizens to prepare to cook without electricity, this world is done for. They are not afghanis for christ sake. They are GERMANS. The people who the whole world look up to for engineering. And they CAN'T MAKE ENOUGH GODDAMN ELECTRICITY?

British army to start delivering fuel to pumps next week, amid claims gas shortage ‘under control’ to quell panic buying

When the goddamn GOVERNMENT of a large first world country is having to deliver the petrol for the people instead of the people doing it, this world is done for.

The whole goddamn world is in a whirlwind of stupidity right now. We need to have a goddamn war and kill 99.99% of all leftwing asshole cocksuckers so us normal people can slow down the roller coaster.

A Man, An Alligator, and a Trashcan

 WATCH: Florida Army vet catches alligator in trash can to protect his kids: ‘I used the front like a hippo mouth’

In Florida, a relatively large alligator was in a mans front yard. He didn't want it there because his kids play outside. So he got an empty 90 gallon recycle bin and captured the thing and released it into a pond.

I say Bravo! This man stood tall, took some personal initiative, and Kicked Ass!

There is a video, but at the end of the video a male karen is crying and saying Ah this guy should have done NOTHING and gone inside and stuck one thumb up his butt and one thumb up his mouth and rotated every 5 minutes. What a Puss!

If people back in the 1600s to now had sat around and done nothing this country would not be here. No country would, the whole world would be dead.

And I believe that is a large part of what is wrong in america today. People like that male karen, who is probably a damn democrat, want everyone to sit idly by while the tptb do their job. Fuck that.



I Was Trying to Write a Post About the Inevitability of Civil War

I was trying to write a post about the inevitability of civil war in the (former) united states.

But the more I wrote, the more disorganized my post became, and I started to sound like a raving lunatic. I agree I am a lunatic but I have never raved in my life. Well, maybe once or twice.

So anyway I said piss on it, and dug thru my emails and found this joke one of my readers sent to me. 

So without further ado?? here is a damn funny joke:

Swiss Hitch-hiker

A young man from Switzerland was hitch-hiking 
across America.

One evening, he found himself in a rural area. 
Knocking on the nearest door the farmer invited 
him to spend the night in the barn "But whatever 
you do DON'T DIDDLE MY DAUGHTER"

But of course he did.

As they were eating breakfast the farmer saw the 
guilty looks passing between his daughter and the 
Swiss gentleman.

"You diddled my daughter, didn't ya?" the farmer 
said.

"I am a Swiss gentleman and I cannot tell a lie. 
I did diddle your daughter." the hitch-hiker said.

" 'Preciate your honesty so I am going to give you a
 chance. Step out on the porch with me."

As they walked out the door the farmer reached 
behind the door and pulled out a firearm

"I reckon where you come from you don't know 
much about guns. This here is a 12 gauge shotgun
loaded with buckshot. If I point this at ya and ya 
are within 40 yards it will kill ya. Farther than that  
it will sting ya bad but prolly not kill ya.

"So I am gonna give ya a five second head-start, 
point this gun at ya and yank both triggers."

"GO!!!"

The young Swiss fellow didn't give it a second 
thought. He was off like a shot...

...ONE...

Until he hit the first puddle of barnyard slop and fell 
on his face.

...TWO...

Getting up was a struggle in the slippery mud but 
all those months of hitch-hiking had muscled up his 
legs and arms. He was up and running again

...THREE...

...when he hit the second puddle...

...FOUR...

The mud was like the La Brea tarpits and gripped 
his legs. He knew he was done for....

...FIVE...

He stood up, turned and faced the farmer and 
started yodeling his heart out. He had lived his 
life as a Swiss gentleman and was determined 
to die that way.

...BOOM..BOOM...

The next day in town...

"Hey Zeke, I heard ya done kilt some foreign 
fella at your farm yestiday"

"Yup, Clem, shore did. He done diddled my 
daughter."

"But Zeke, ever man in this county done diddled 
your daughter. Why did ya kill this-un?"

"I was gunna let him go just like the others, but 
then the furriner turned around as bold as brass 
and hollered "And I Diddled the Ol'Lady too"



Good On Nebraska

 Nebraska Becomes First State Refusing to Comply with Biden’s Plan to Let IRS View Your Bank Transactions

 





Good morning again.

 


Good Morning

 


Today I had to go to Lowe's. As I approached the entrance, I noticed a female driver looking for a parking space.  I flagged the driver down and pointed out a handicap parking space that was open and available. The driver looked puzzled, rolled down her window and said, "I'm not handicapped!"

Well, as you can imagine, my face was red! "Oh, I'm sorry," I said. "I saw your 'I'm Ridin with Biden' " bumper sticker and just assumed that you suffer from a mental disorder."

She gave me the finger and screamed some nasty names at me. Boy! Some people just don't appreciate it when you're only trying to help them....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 


Wednesday, September 29, 2021

Jesus Christ but democrats have such delusions

 I got a question. Who the hell has the right to make decisions about what children are being taught in school? 

Obviously the parents do. Am I right?

But democrats, one democrat in particular named Terry McAuliffe a candidate for virginia governor, says parents should not tell schools what to teach. 

I mean jesus christ the ?????skankiness??? of this guy! I can't think of the word I want to say, but this guy is nothing but pure asshole.

"I don’t think parents should be telling schools what they should teach," McAuliffe, who previously served as governor of Virginia from 2014 to 2018, said during the debate in Alexandria, Virginia.


Monday, September 27, 2021

Dictaters Gonna Dicktate

And to all the other health care workers who are vaccinated, they also deserve to know that the people they’re working with will not get them sick.” 

Looks like new york is firing unvaccinated health workers and replacing with national guard???

Question: If the vaccine works why are you afraid of unvaccinated people? Aren't you immune now?

If the vaccine doesn't work why are you injecting yourself with it? And why are you forcing others to be injected?

This Plandemic is not an Epidemic. Thousands of people are NOT dying in the streets no matter what media tells you. The numbers of people sick are inflated by, in my opinion, probably greater than 1000%. How do I know this? I haven't done any research, I don't need to. I know how these people think. I know they have to have control and power and are willing to lie cheat and steal to get it and if they have to kill you to get, well so be it. Screw you and your freedom.

Joke

 I received this from a reader in my email:

The Taliban just opened a chain of Military Surplus stores

They named them "TRAITOR JOE'S"