Italian Runner Loses Race in Colombia After His Penis Came Out in the Middle of the Run (VIDEO)
You know that's gotta be distracting as all hell with your weenie flopping all over hells creation as you jog along full speed.
Monday, August 8, 2022
I did it again.
I tell ya, this short term memory thing is starting to get me in trouble. I do something like turn on water to a tree, and unless I set a timer on my phone to remind me to turn it off, it DON'T get done.
I woke up at 4am needing to pee. Not like a racehorse, but like a pony.
Did my business and laid back down, contemplating the backside of my eyelids.
Then BOOM! My eyes popped wide effing open and I am thinking, Holy Shit! I forgot to shut off the water on the fig tree! I turned it on wide open about 4 pm. 12 hours of flooding my neighbors driveway.
Well crap. Up I go, found a light, this is one I can wrap around my neck and out I go. Nice little light.
About halfway across the yard I start wading in 6" deep water, and I can hear the water hose going to beat 7 hells.
Turn it off and start wishing I knew how to swim, I could do a couple laps.
And now I am up, so good morning to all of you!
Saturday, August 6, 2022
Alex Jones short clip
I could give a shit less about alex jones and his troubles with his sandy hook trial and the millions he will have to pay.
But you gotta watch this short clip of him in court. It is freaking hilarious!
Women in Combat
Perusing all of the blogs this morning, I saw Joe over at Lady Lake had an article about the army developing a tactical bra for women soldiers. When you go visit the site, be sure to check out the pic of the prototype bra.
This got me to thinking about the age old conversation about having women in combat.
Women in Combat: Five-Year Status Update
Personally, I don't see an issue with that. Women can pull triggers as effectively as a man can. And at least in my case, much more accurately. The way my hands shake I'm lucky to hit the wall of a barn even if I'm inside the barn.
Women in combat. Physical strength is certainly an issue with that. But I don't see why the army can't develop teams of women and then train them in special tactics designed to overcome any lack of physical strength. With training designed specifically with women in mind, I believe women can be effective in battle situations.
Psychologically, I think some, if not most, of todays soldiers would be okay with women in the mix. I don't think women and men should be mixed together in the same outfit, but separate ones.
Menstruation cycles could be a problem. But I think medicine can be utilized to regulate and promote synchronization. Or even stop cycles if need be.
Women are already being utilized in many areas. Think about a muslim behind the rocks over there. He realizes he is getting shot at by a measly woman. Without a headscarf on no less. How demoralizing would that be?
Friday, August 5, 2022
Lightning strike near White House kills 2, injures 2 others
I really don't know what to say about this one.
Customer disputing $500 tip at Houston-area ice cream restaurant
You know how to avoid situations like this? Use cash. Don't EVER use a debit card. For ANYTHING. Unless it's a life or death emergency.
I remember my two daughters had an issue with a debit card. Each had added gas to their car and used a debit card for payment. For some strange reason the machine placed a hold on an extra $100 or so. Why? No one seems able to answer that question. Eventually the "hold" was removed, but neither had access to that money until that happened.
How can something like that be legal? That is pure theft right there.
Thursday, August 4, 2022
I Guess I Am a Domestic Terrorist. Hell, last week I couldn't even spell terrorist, this week i are one.
The pics of the documents are at the link. I tried posting them here but I couldn't enlarge them enough to make them readable. At least to me.
Our fbi betters are suckers of ignorant cock. They need to be learned a lesson. Maybe one of these days some judge judy style judge will pass sentence on them.
Well, crap.
Jury duty. Bull and shit.
Go all week long with you are postponed until tomorrow.
Now guess what. I gotta report at 8:15 on a FRIDAY.
Who is the dumbasshole that thought that up?
I mean, I got some serious stuff I need to be doin here at home. Like blogging. That's waaaay more important than jury duty.
Jury duty wouldn't piss me off so much if not for a few things. Things such as the judge can overturn any verdict the jury brings back. The jury doesn't get to see ALL of the evidence. Then before the jury heads out for deliberation, the judge gives them directives on how they have to deliberate and basically what verdict he expects them to deliver. And another big one is the fact that the prosecution and defense can come to some sort of deal before the jury renders a verdict. That just renders pointless the entire amount of time the jury is seated.
And the stupid asswipes at this place STILL have the mask requirement and 6 foot distance in place. Please, my sneezy snot will travel much further than 6 feet. Plus I have bad B.O.
Do you think I can give the judge the same excuse this lady does?
Sen Cruz: Why is the FBI Targeting Symbols of Patriotism?
I don't know what a good adjective would be to describe fbi director wray, but smarmy comes to mind.
He just seems to be a weasel.
I can think of a couple of pronouns he could use to describe himself. That would be ass and hole. Well, I guess those are nouns. But who cares?
Listening to the radio earlier today, but not really paying attention.
Then a song came on and about halfway thru I started paying attention to the lyrics. It was a PSA from the state of california. They were singing some sort of song they hope will interest you in getting a booster shot for the covidcoof.
Something about I got boosted so I could boost my immunity. Sung, not spoken.
Anyway, I wanted to find that and share it with you, because as some of the more sophisticated among us might say, It was Cringe.
But I could not find that, but I did find a short version of a booster song the federal government had a had in. It, too, is Cringe.
Here it is:
What I did today. Not a whiny rant.
My wife and I made a run to our local landfill. I had to get rid of an old kitchen stove, clothes washer, and clothes dryer. All 3 of them are decades old. They had a good run.
$47.55 to get rid of all three. $15.85 each. And I got to take some other stuff next week. They gonna get rich off me.
I probably could have fixed the clothes washer with a $99 printed circuit board. But I convinced my wife for us to just get a new washer and dryer.
So we did. Did you know the lid on the washer locks closed when it runs? Trying to protect me from stickin my hands where they don't belong I guess. Kind of like the seatbelt buzzer in a car. And the dryer ran and dryed okay, it just had a bump in its goaround. Bump run bump run. Worked okay just noisy.
The stove. I got to believe that stove is 40 years old. We have a small rental house. We lived nextdoor to that house from 1977 to 2008, and as far as I know that stove was there in 1977.
Anyhow the tenants moved out the first week of april and I have been very slowly cleaning the yard and getting it ready to sell. Took off the whole month of july so nothing got done. Went there yesterday, did some stuff and removed the stove. In the process of removing the stove I found out where where the gas bill of $30 month has been coming from.
I closed the gas valve on the stove when the tenants moved out, but I didn't disconnect the line to the unit. If I had I would have heard the gas escaping. The pilot for the burners has been running this whole time. So I made sure the valve was properly closed then I put a plug into the end of it. Voila, no more gas bill.
On the way home I decided I needed gas. So I filled up at one of the places that have $4.75 gas. A little over 16 gallons cost me $75.81. I remember at the beginning of june paying 95 bucks or more to fill up. That is one hell of a price difference.
Who the hell is manipulating gas prices? And why? To control the midterm elections? Who knows? Not even The Shadow do!
Here is a fun little story to start your day.
Ultra-MAGA Maiden Scares Local Police Force
The cops should have at least looked at it before calling the bomb squad. Geez.
Wednesday, August 3, 2022
Tuesday, August 2, 2022
If you want to see what green energy means for your future, look to germany.
I guess shutting down all of your reliable energy producing plants in favor of windmills and solar isn't working out so well for them.
And then the stupids started buying natural gas from their traditional enemies. Now who thought that was a good idea? And the idiots laughed at Trump when he told them what would happen.
Guess they aren't laughing now.
Transportation of energy
Kamala: "We can move clean energy from where it is created to where it is needed. It is literally about the transportation of energy ... How exciting is that!" pic.twitter.com/rOsGyW2JIt
— Washington Free Beacon (@FreeBeacon) August 1, 2022
Isn't transportation of energy what we are doing now? We move coal by rail line to the production of energy point. Natural gas gets transported by pipeline to the production point.
The fossil fuel fired energy plants make good reliable electricity and it gets TRANSPORTED from there, via the lines, to the location it will be used.
Nothing new under the sun there.
Fossil plants typically don't stop producing power when the sun goes down. Wind mill energy stops when the wind doesn't blow. Solar energy stops when the sun doesn't shine.
Just last night I looked at my solar charger, and guess what? It wasn't putting any energy into my battery system. Why? Because the sun wasn't shining kamala. So where did my energy come from then? From a fossil fuel grid.
I hope come november those idiots up there don't remove pedo joe from office and install her sorry ass. You think we got problems with joe? Wait till she gets there.
Oi vey.
First jail sentence for jan 6
Guy Reffitt Sentenced to 7 Years and 3 Months For Protesting Outside Capitol on January 6th.
This person was at the capitol on jan. 6, and now is going to serve unwarranted jail time.
Whoever the judge is allowed audio recordings made by this guys son, in his own home. Completely ignoring the constitutional aspect of being able to say what you want, especially in your own home.
It looks like the dumb bitch is gonna go to taiwan after all.
08.02.22 Taiwan Update: Pelosi to Land, then Meet with Taiwan’s Legislature
There is an interesting video in the article. Full of veiled threats to us.
If this unpleasant woman gets the shit killed out of her over there, nuclear war could possibly be on the agenda.
Maybe not now, but in a couple of years when a real man with real balls and a real brain assumes the presidency, do you think he might have a talk with ol china xi?
Who knows.
CA sheriff orders raid on Indiana Batmobile garage, allegedly as favor f...
Public money at its finest.
If you don't like the way things are going, just ask your sheriff friend to intervene.
Monday, August 1, 2022
Monday Funny
Detective test
A policeman was interrogating 3 SARDARS who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first SARDAR a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it."This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first SARDAR answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second SARDAR and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second SARDAR smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third SARDAR and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him? He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The SARDAR looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy," the SARDAR replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
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