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Tuesday, September 14, 2021

Remember Little Dick Vindman?

 Retired Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman says Gen. Milley 'must resign' if his secret calls with China occurred

When you have lost the trust of this cocksucker extraordinaire, you know you've done screwed the pooch.

General Asshole Milley and Democrat Treason

“General Li, you and I have known each other for now five years. If we’re going to attack, I’m going to call you ahead of time. It’s not going to be a surprise.” 

How much more fucking BULLSHIT can we put up with from these treasonous sunzofbitches?

General Asshole Milley calling our enemies and tells them he will call them if we attack? THAT SONOFABITCH!

My Grandson is in the army now. And I am supposed to tell him to be a good little soldier and do what the TREASONOUS FUCKING TRAITOR MILLEY SAYS TO DO?

My granddaughters boyfriend and maybe soon to be intended just joined the army and is in ft. benning for bootcamp. 

AM I SUPPOSED TO ADVISE HIM TO BE A GOOD LITTLE FUCKING SOLDIER WHEN THIS TRAITOROUS ASSHOLE MILLEY IS CALLING OUR ENEMIES TO RENDER AID AND COMFORT TO THEM?

FUCK THAT AND FUCK milley!!! And biden and all democrats.

I am about 1/8" away from going ballistic on these people.


Monday, September 13, 2021

Asshole Newsom Will Not Be Recalled Tomorrow

 The cheat is strong with this one.

When he defeats the recall tomorrow I predict full retaliation by this child.

California Republicans Shocked To Discover They’ve ‘Already Voted’ In Recall Election

This Hospital is Going to PAUSE Delivering Babies? How They Gonna Do That?

 “If we can pause the service and now focus on recruiting nurses who are vaccinated, we will be able to reengage in delivering babies here in Lewis County,” Cayer told reporters.

Jesus H Christ, is this guy stupid? Does he think babies will stop squirting out just because they hit the pause button?

I can see some deaths occuring because of this. If my wife or daughter or whoever were to die or be harmed from this pause this guy cayer would be done up like that guy in the movie Law Abiding Citizen.


I Wish Dick Tater Biden Would Mandate A Storm to Come Here

 Tropical Storm Nicholas is expected to bring heavy rain to Gulf Coast

Asshole biden thinks he can tell americans what to do. Fuck him, why doesn't he tell the weather to send some rain here to the central valley of california.

It's only fair don't ya know. Maybe we should get some BLM types dressed up in weird outfits to do us a rain dance or something.

This summer here locally, we have apparently had 64 days of over 100°F. I cannot confirm that number, but that is what a neighbor told me. And I believe it, we have been hotter than hell this summer, and no rain, except for a 3 minute downpour last wednesday.

 

Assassins


Two assassins are hired to kill a dictator in South America. They follow his every move for months, and find out that every day at noon he goes outside and does his stretching exercises.

So the assassins set up shop right across the street, get all of their sights set, load the guns, and have everything ready to go.

Noon comes, no dictator... 10 minutes longer... no dictator.

One assassin turns to the other and says, "Gee, I hope nothing happened to him."



Federal Agencies 
 Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator - Alan Pinkerton - for protection. And that was the beginning of the Secret Service. Since that time, federal police authority has grown in depth, scope, and to a large number of multi-letter agencies - CID, OSI, NIS, FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc. Now we have the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service." Can't you see them now, these highly trained men and women in their black outfits with their initials in large white letters across their backs: "FATASS" - I feel safer already, don't you?

A Recycled Joke, But a Goodie

 

Bronze Sculpture of a Rat


A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop somewhere in Washington DC. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed, life-sized bronze sculpture of a rat. The sculpture is so interesting and unique that he picks it up and asks the shop owner what it costs. "Twelve dollars for the rat, sir," says the shop owner, "and a thousand dollars more for the story behind it." "You can keep the story, old man," he replies, "but I'll take the rat."

The transaction complete, the tourist leaves the store with the bronze rat under his arm. As he crosses the street in front of the store,two live rats emerge from a sewer drain and fall into step behind him. Nervously looking over his shoulder, he begins to walk faster, but every time he passes another sewer drain, more rats come out and follow him. By the time he's walked two blocks, at least a hundred rats are at his heels, and people begin to point and shout. He walks even faster, and soon breaks into a trot as multitudes of rats swarm from sewers, basements, vacant lots, and abandoned cars.

Rats by the thousands are at his heels, and as he sees the waterfront at the bottom of the hill, he panics and starts to run full tilt. No matter how fast he runs, the rats keep up, squealing hideously, now not just thousands but millions, so that by the time he comes rushing up to the water's edge a trail of rats twelve city blocks long is behind him.

Making a mighty leap, he jumps up onto a light post, grasping it with one arm while he hurls the bronze rat into the Potomac Tidal Basin with the other, as far as he can heave it. Pulling his legs up and clinging to the light post, he watches in amazement as the seething tide of rats surges over the breakwater into the Basin, where they drown.

Shaken and mumbling, he makes his way back to the antique shop."So, you've come back for the rest of the story," says the owner. "No," says the tourist, "I was wondering if you have a bronze congressman. "

Saturday, September 11, 2021

G.W. Bush is an Asshole

 George W. Bush compares 9/11 terrorists to ‘violent extremists at home’ in commemorative speech

I voted for this guy both times. Neither time did I have a choice. When President Trump ran it was like a breath of fresh air, he may be an asshole but at least you know where you stood with THIS asshole, and what he stood FOR. 

Not so with GW Bush. When I voted for him, I thought he would take things the conservative way, but boy was I wrong. And not once did he ever do anything about illegal aliens. Not once.













Donald Trump speaks to New York firefighters on 9/11

Why are these assholes exempt from this unconstitutional vaccine mandate?

Members of Congress and Their Aides are Exempt From Biden’s Vax Mandate

 You know if vaccines are so great and work so well why are the vaccinated so afraid of the unvaccinated?

If this socalled vaccine is so great why do they think they have to order it taken?

If they order it taken why doesn't everyone have to take it??

Congress and staff are exempt. Why? Are they immune from the coof?

USPS workers are exempt. Why? Are they immune from the coof?

Illegal aliens are exempt. Why? Are they immune from the coof?


Friday, September 10, 2021

Expensive Stuff

 The lovely wife and I went to Target store this morning. Don't hate on me for that.

 At this particular target store everything today was well stocked. I did not see any empty shelves.

What I did see is prices gotta be going up.


I got one bag of dog food, one case of aqua fina bottled water, one pack of those damn pickasize paper towels(they apparently do not sell a full size towel anymore), one pack of toilet paper, and 2 grocery bags of medical stuff, some clothes, general stuff. 

In other words, not one heck of a lot of stuff.

$262.00 for all of that. Holy Smokes. 

RULES FOR CITIZENS ONLY

Illegal Immigrants Get A FREE PASS From Biden’s Covid Mandates

Wednesday, September 8, 2021

 








Britain is Firing Up Coal Plants to Generate Enough Electricity for the Country

 While at the same time they are shutting down all coal plants by the year 2024. Because bad for the environment.

The whole world has gone batshit crazy about environmentalism, climate change, etc. What the hell do they think we can do about it?

Here in california just one of the godawful fires we have had this summer has generated more pollution than all cars in america can for about 100 years. So what's the rush to shut down coal plants?

Britain forced to fire up coal plant amid record power prices and winter squeeze

Up at 3:36 AM Again

 Looks like I am on the wake up damn early part of my week. I usually sleep okay except for getting up nightly 4 or 5 times to go pee.

At least one time weekly I wake up at various times of the morning, today it was 3:36 and simply cannot go back to sleep. So I peruse the internet. 

And bother you guys with my posts. 

Not much going on right now, still blacker than a mother in laws heart outside, no moon that I can see.

Perusing the net I see the same old stuff. Found an article I read about small solar power systems.

This last weekend we lost power for about 4 hours. Actually, about 1500 homes lost power is what the website said. So I got out some extension cords and hooked my big inverter to 2 refrigerators and 1 freezer.  Everything runs good during daylight hours while we have plenty of sunshine, but the battery system won't run all night long.

So I have recently purchased another big inverter and eight more batteries, so I can run 1 refrigerator and 1 freezer on this one, and 1 refrigerator on the bigger one. That way I am hoping the batteries will last all night.

Not to be I am afraid. My daughter and I hooked up the new inverter to the old 10 battery system. When I plugged in the extension cord to the fridge, the whole thing went crazy and wouldn't power up because all of the voltage from the batteries had went to almost nothing. Tried the other fridge and same problem. That is extremely frustrating, these batteries are only 3 years old. 

Got a brand new cord yesterday, after we had all power back of course, and hooked it up and everything ran perfectly. Thought my issue might be resolved, but again, not to be. 

While sitting at my desk the fridge or freezer tried to kick on and the new inverter went crazy again, but finally started up. I plugged the fridge and freezer into the bigger inverter and it was pulling 1,630 watts which is one hell of a lot for the fridge and freezer, so I have to investigate why that is.

So I am thinking my old set of batteries may be bad. Gonna have to get out this week and do some investigating on that. 

My grandson is going to come up this morning, and i will help him install a transmission solenoid pack in his 98 ford expedition. It has been setting a transmission code, P1747. We did some troubleshooting on this, and I believe his computer for the car is bad, but he thinks the solenoid pack is bad. We are  doing it his way, and hopefully that will fix the issue. 

Wherever you folks are at today, enjoy yourselves, hug your wife and kids, sisters brothers and/or goats if you have them. Bring some joy into someone's life by doing stupid shit and making them smile and shake their heads at you. Remember, if joe biden can do it, so can you. 


Tuesday, September 7, 2021

No Credible Threats? Does This Guy Have ANY Clue What He is Talking About?

 Homeland Security chief says there are no credible 9/11 threats

No credible threats? My ass, I got your credible hangin right here you miserable sonofabitch.

The article says 46,000 afghan refugees here, but only about a dozen are on the watch list. Only a dozen? Isn't that about a dozen too many??

And get this. This sonofabitch isn't concerned about terrorists entering our country, this is what he is concerned with: He said that DHS has seen a shift, where once they may have been more concerned about a foreign terrorist entering the U.S., “now what we consider the most serious terrorism-related threat on our homeland, which is the domestic violent extremist.”

So let's not mention the hundreds of thousands of unvetted migrants who have come over the border from Mexico. None of whom have been checked for covid and all of them flown to red states to infect the population to prove redstates bad for not wearing masks and not getting vaccinated.

You know, I have said before I could bring this country to its knees in the space of one day, possibly might take two days. But no longer. All it would take is about 50 crazy ragheads with will to kill infidels, about 50 good used AK47's, and about 25,000 rounds of 7.62 x39, about 500 per raghead.  And all of them willing to die, be a martyr, see 74 virgins. Send them all on the same day, same time, same bat plan. Send them to small towns of 10,000 or less, find a local shopping center, mcdonalds, grocery store, wal mart what have you. Have everyone of them start in at noon PST and start killing people. 

By the time it is all said and done, every road, bridge, highway, train plane and automobile would be shutdown. For a very long time. 

And, you know, a dozen on the terrorist watch list would be plenty to accomplish this also. 

Are Prices Going up Dramatically Before Christmas? Get Your Food Stuffs Now.

 I hope I am just being a chicken little crying the sky is falling and nothing will happen. But a few bloggers I visit daily appear to be of the same mind as I am. 

I think prices for just about everything is going to rise soon. I have noticed both INflation and SHRINKflation here locally. 

Due to the covid coof and lockdowns and just plain lazy people, our supply chain is slowly tightening. Quite a few places appear to be getting slow delivery of their orders. A part I have had on order since June 1 has been getting delayed. Last projection is I will have it on 20 Sept. 

Which this year will be my 46th wedding anniversary. Damn time flies don't it?

Here are links to a couple of posts I think you will find interesting:

On A More Serious Note…

Shortages And 30-50% Price Hikes, Are You Ready For This? Because It’s Coming Soon

Monday, September 6, 2021

Have Some Jokes Instead of Bad News

 There is absolutely so much bad news out that it is difficult to pick a crisis to talk about.

So piss on it, have a few jokes instead.

Yesterday my spouse was berating me for checking my email all day as I work from home.
"You know," she complained, "I think that work rules your life."
"No dear," I replied, "you rule my life... I just prefer work."


Two men staggered into the pub, dragging their extremely drunk mate with them. When they reached the bar, they let him go and he collapsed in a drunken heap on the floor. "We'll have two beers," one of them slurred to the bartender.
"What about him?" asked the barkeep, pointing to the unconscious chap.
"No more for him - he's driving," his pal replied.

How To Save Money!

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an accountant.

"Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.

They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please."

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that). When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed accountant.

"Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.

When they board the train the three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, Ticket, please."




This Bank is Playing Like They are Robin Hood