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Sunday, August 14, 2022

Bought some stuff today.

 




See those two bags? Those two bags, with not really all that much stuff in them, represents a $94 purchase at walmart.

Two packages of underwear, bras, about 7 things of yarn, a small slingshot, and a soda.  A few craft items. $94.00

This is crazy. On the way home we passed by an EZ Trip gas station in madera. Selling 87 octane regular gas at $4.33 per gallon. There were at least 30 cars in line. The other 2 gas stations were at $4.87 per gallon. 

About three miles down the road another EZ Trip station selling 87 octane regular gas at $4.72 per gallon.

In june those prices were $6.39 per gallon. How does inflation cause gas prices to go down? Someone is manipulating the hell out of things.

Being on a fixed income, it is hard to buy as much as I want to and used to buy. But this 0% inflation of slow joe is starting to really hit me hard.

This is me today.

 


Nuke em from space. It's the only way to be sure.

 SPERRY: FBI Agents Involved in Trump Raid are Under Criminal Investigation by Durham For Abusing Their Power in Trump-Russia Probe

Can you believe this crap? The fbi agents under investigation are the ones doing the investigating?

No wonder the swamp never gets drained.


Saturday, August 13, 2022

Harley-Davidson Threatened to Cancel Warranties Over Aftermarket Parts

 The company faces two class-action lawsuits from owners who were told their warranties would be voided unless they used factory parts and dealer service only.

I'm not a motorcycle rider, but if I was I would want to be able to take my bike where I wanted to for repair. And not have to fight for warranty coverage.

When I was working, part of my job was to sell chemicals for boilers to help keep them clean and corrosion free. I remember that I lost several customers due to a similar warranty exclusion. The customer would buy a clayton steam generator. The clayton company would tell the purchaser that in order for the warranty to be valid, the customer could only use the boiler chemicals that clayton would sell to them. Faced with this dilemma, of course the customer would quit using my products and use the clayton chemicals instead. I lost 3 very good customers that way. 

So I can see why harley davidson customers would be upset by the warranty language and exclusions.

This may be similar to what some of the farm tractor manufacturers are doing with having dealer only software. And thus not allowing the customer to be able to repair their own equipment.

An old joke, but still good.


A major network is planning the show "Survivor" this winter.

In response, Texas is planning "Survivor, Texas Style." The 

contestants will start in Dallas, travel through Waco, Austin, 

San Antonio, over to Houston, down to Brownsville. They will  

proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland/Odessa, 

Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they proceed to Abilene, 

and on to Ft. Worth and back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that 

reads, "I'm gay, I voted for Biden, and I'm here to confiscate 

your guns."

Read more on page: http://www.jokesoftheday.net/

And here ya go: This week of WTF??

 THE WEEK IN WTF? 8/12/22

At least one of these is gonna make you shake your head and say What the ????

Officials warn of threats targeting FBI agents following Trump's Mar-a-L...


Oh, these poor crybabies!

I can exceed my authority and you can't do anything about it! You big MEANIES!

This is what happens to so called authority when someone stands up to them.  Why are they surprised that someone wants to kill them?

When I was in school, there were bullies. If you were being bullied you either lived with it or stood up to it. You stood toe to toe chin to chin and slugged it out. 

When that starts happening to these bullies, they don't like it much.

CDC says no more quarantines. Or something.

 “The current conditions of this pandemic are extremely different from those of the prior two years.”

Bullshit. The conditions now are the same as they were then. Identical.

There is one difference though, and that is the politics of it. People now are not so docile about lockdown and quarantine. People are not as willing now, as then, to believe in a vaccination miracle.

What do you do for a common cold? What do you do for the flu? If you can, you stay home and don't go to work, thereby infecting everyone around you. If you can't stay home you go to work and infect everyone around you.

That is the way life works, always has and always will.



Friday, August 12, 2022

No matter where you fall on the political spectrum, you should be absolutely horrified by what the FBI just did.

This Is The Real Reason Why They Raided Mar-a-Lago 

I think this is correct.

Donald J. Trump was doing exactly what he said he would do, and exactly what us real people WANTED him to do.

It is time that someone actually did things for the people, FOR THIS COUNTRY, instead of the petty political selfserving crap they always do.

Here is a list of presidents who were cocksuckers: obama, bush, clinton, bush, ford, carter, nixon, kennedy, eisenhower, truman, roosevelt. And probably all the rest of them. 

If Donald Trump doesn't get the nomination this time, someone like low energy jeb is going to get it. De Santis, maybe. But that's a longshot I think, cause the cocksuckers don't want someone with actual principles trying to do this job.

I won't vote for anyone except Donald Trump or Ron DeSantis. If someone else gets the nomination, I will sit this one out. Fuck em.


The Search Warrant (U.S. v. Sealed Search Warrant)

 





A Great Short Story

Matt Bracken: What I Saw at the Coup 

Thank you to reader Anonymous for the reminder that this is the story I was telling you about.

I think that this story embodies what the left thinks of us.


Thursday, August 11, 2022

Electricity Bills are taking all my money.

 This electricity billing cycle, my wife and I used 55 kwh per day of electricity.

A year ago for the same billing cycle we used 60 kwh per day of electricity. Which is 5 kwh per day less usage on this billing cycle.

We paid $140 more for electricity on this billing cycle than we did one year ago.

Well, almost every day since the beginning of july has been over 100°. We ran our air conditioning unit 24 hours a day for almost a month. And that is normal summer usage for this time of year. It is always this hot in our summers.

But crapanitley, we use less electricity than last year and our bill INCREASES by 26%????

Thank you Pacific Gas & Electric. Thank you dementia joe, for having the foresight to shut down most of the energy producing sector so that our rates go up, all in the name of gaia. 

Yeah, thanks for nothin'.



 



This is a blatantly obvious power grab of gigantic proportions.

Eric Trump Speaks Out About Mar-A-Lago Raid, Claims 30 Agents Refused To Hand Over Warrant 

What to say about this? 

Vote the fuckers out! Yeah, right.

I read a short story one time, about a political scenario similar to this.

One really connected guy in the white house organized a political witchhunt where rightwingers who didn't go along with the white house ideas were rounded up and never seen or heard from again. The reason they were not seen and heard is because they were taken out behind a barn and shot and buried in a mass grave.

This went on for a few months. Lots of people got disappeared.

The story is told from the perspective of a young female intern who was very sympathetic to the left wing ideals of the white house. One day this young intern was driving to washington and traffic was stalled. Everyone was looking up at an overpass where two people were hanging head down from the overpass obviously dead.

There was a giant sign, I don't remember exactly what it said.

But the gist of it was these guys were traitors and this is how traitors get dealt with. The intern turned around and went home and stayed.

A few days later all of the people  involved in this coup against america were captured, including her. And all were hanged.


Major Duties: Carry a firearm and be willing to use deadly force, if necessary.

 The IRS has been looking to hire new Criminal Investigation Special Agents

So these irs agents are gonna be carring their Nines and are willing to use deadly force?

I can see it now: Hey Mr. Ellis, stop right there.

Mr. Ellis: fuck you asshole. 

irs: slide works, release safety, boom boom boom! I said stop motherfucker!!! I gonna investigate the hell out of you!!

Wednesday, August 10, 2022

Eff Bee Eye is a bunch of womens panties wearers, otherwise known as transvestites.

 FBI searched Melania’s wardrobe, spent hours in Trump’s private office during Mar-a-Lago raid

Jeezus H. Christ. 

These effin assbuttholes spent 9 hours SEARCHING thru Mar a Lago.

These effin assholes TURNED OFF the security cameras.

These effin assholes DID NOT LET anyone from President Trumps place monitor what the effin bee eye assbuttholes did in the place.

How much STUFF did these fuckers PLANT as socalled evidence to arrest Donald J. Trump??

These fuckers planted  100% of whatever they wanted to plant. Because no oversight for these fuckers. 

All fbi agents should be shot on sight. 

And The Gateway Pundit is reporting:  Report Alleges FBI “Had Personal Stake” in Mar-a-Lago Raid – Agents Were After Spygate Documents Trump Was Holding That Likely Implicated FBI

That makes more sense to me than anything  else about this shit does.

IF, and that's a big if, the repubs take back congress they goddamn well better from DAY FUCKING ONE haul all 30 of these cocksucker fbi people in for questioning. Christopher Wray, Fuckface Garland, and that goddamn judge that hates President Trump better be there. And this shit better be played on tv just like jan 6 shitshow is being done.

These fuckers didn't raid ONE GODDAMN FUCKING PLACE to get back swillarys 33,000 emails.

I tell ya, people incountry like we are, are just gettin fucking pissed off.


San Mateo Co. supervisors ask CA attorney general to investigate Batmobi...


Geez louise, nothing like having powerful friends huh?


Biden Says the economic plan is working


Zero inflation huh???
Then why do we need this new inflation reduction act? Can you get less than zero inflation?

He says his economic plan is working. I think it probly is. He is trying desperately to ruin this country and he is doing a damn good job of it.

More funnies.

 




Good Afternoon

 




Tuesday, August 9, 2022

Kevin McCarthy talks big.

 ‘Preserve Your Documents’: Kevin McCarthy Promises Probe Of Garland, DOJ After Trump Raid

Kevin McCarthy is useless as tits on a boar hog.

He sure talks big. If he actually does something to doj garland, I will start drinking diet pepsi.

What is a probe going to accomplish? It won't bring a goddamn thing to light. We already KNOW what they are and what they are doing. So if you don't PUNISH these people, nothing changes. 

They need more than just a slap on the wrist. They need heavy punishment. That is the only way behavior changes.

I give this guy an A+ for his effort. And a full 100% for technique.

 Guy gets his ass beat with a pipe.

The above video was at It Ain't Holy Water

I can just imagine the thief, lying confidently under the car, not giving a care about anything except getting the job done.

Then BAM!!! He starts getting his bones broke with a pipe, and not the kind you smoke either.

Good morning.

 




Monday, August 8, 2022

And just like that — The US turns into a banana republic.

 PRESIDENT TRUMP’S MAR-A-LAGO HOME RAIDED BY JOE BIDEN’S FBI — BREAK INTO HIS SAFE!

Anybody whose ammo is buried somewhere better go dig it up.

Shit is just about to get real. I do believe.

I can see now trial for treason or some such made up bullshit starting in september. 

In late August I believe they will arrest him. Quite publicly.