An old joke, but still good.

A major network is planning the show "Survivor" this winter.

In response, Texas is planning "Survivor, Texas Style." The 

contestants will start in Dallas, travel through Waco, Austin, 

San Antonio, over to Houston, down to Brownsville. They will  

proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland/Odessa, 

Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they proceed to Abilene, 

and on to Ft. Worth and back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that 

reads, "I'm gay, I voted for Biden, and I'm here to confiscate 

your guns."

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