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Sunday, March 10, 2024

A Permanent Daylight Savings Is Being Pushed By U.S Senators Again

 Ferchrissake end DST Already!!!

Daylight saving time is stupid. If you want more daylight to do your stuff in then get up earlier or go to bed later.

Changing the time does not change the amount of daylight we get. That is a fixed number every day, changing with the seasons.

Adjust your damn schedule and leave me alone.

Saturday, March 9, 2024

I identify as TransLate

 

Multi Tool

This is a strange little multitool. You can attach your phone to it and use it as a tripod. 

I guess you can do that so you can video your work? Who knows? 









Cartoons are from Patriot Post Today

 





Have a Tweet for this Morning.

 This tweet was found over at The Rumor Mill


This idiot believes all the things she is reading from Pres. Trumps website are badthings.

Little does she realize, most people agree with them.

Agenda 47 for the win Baby!!! 

Friday, March 8, 2024

 

Good Friday Morning

 





That's One Big Gap to Fill

 

joe biden threatens supreme court

 

This goddamn cocksucker needs to be eliminated. He needs to be put in a nursing home dedicated to taking care of insane dementia ridden pedophiles.

 Biden Threatens Supreme Court Justices to Their Faces in State of the Union Address

This guy has a goldplated set of balls. 

If you or I threatened somebody like that, even if it WASN'T on national television with millions of people watching, we would be in jail right now.

What this asshole did last night deserves impeachment at the very least.

And listen to the fuckin asshole crats cheer and clap when he says it.

Jesus H. Christ what has happened to our country.

Monday, March 4, 2024

Biden administration ADMITS flying 320,000 migrants secretly into the U.S. to reduce the number of crossings at the border has national security 'vulnerabilities' 

I believe I sat next to 3 of these illegal aliens on my flight from dallas to fresno on saturday.

Listening to the conversation, the guy next to the window said he was from guatemala, the guy in the middle seat said he was from india, and the guy in the row up was also from india.

The india and guatemala guy were talking in english, but occasionally they both spoke some other language and were able to converse in that.

They were laughing and gave the flight attendant a minor problem because they wanted to purchase 4 heineken beers but she only had 3.

But then she found another and was able to trade their unwanted dos equis for heineken. 

Also, the guy at the window wanted to pay with cash, but the plane did not accept cash. So the middle guy bought all the beer on his plastic.

Geez louise what is going to happen in this country.

If you haven't already done so, now would be a good time to stock up on knowledge, beans, bullits, bandaids.

My daughter and I drove thru this area about two and a half weeks ago.

 Deadly Texas Wildfires Scorch Over 1 Million Acres, Kill Thousands of Livestock, Destroy Crops

I don't know about now, but a couple days ago the town of Fritch had all of its gas to the town shut off.

I think over a million acres have been burned so far.

Well no shit. Only took em 4 years to figure out. Assholes.

COVID-19 remains an important public health threat, but it is no longer the emergency that it once was 

Not from day one, but certainly the day after the first two week stay at home order. 

But I was an "essential worker." 

Here locally EVERYONE knew this was bullshit when they dismantled the emergency hospital in the parking lot of a downtown building. How many customers did that place have? Zero in the space of months.

And even more proof of the pudding was when one of the local hospitals laid off 300 employees. Why? No patients at the hospital. Why? Because they wouldn't/couldn't see them because: COVID.

OMG.

This was such pure and utter bullshit. 

Monday Memes

 





Sunday, March 3, 2024

I guess I am living in the past. Used truck prices just seem to be sky high.

 1989 GMC Sierra dually 3500 - $6,500

Really? $6500 for a 1989 pickup? And I'm tempted to go buy it for that price, cause that is exactly what I have been looking for. It even says it's mine, says Vern's right on the back.

GMC Sierra 1500 z71 - $20,500

What, is this sonofabitch made out of gold? It is only 5 years newer! Okay, the tires are probably $1500, maybe even $2000. The tune up is probably $650, the shocks and fuel pump are probably 1000 or so, and the front suspension could be up to $4500 or so depending on what parts you replaced, including labor. But really? Twenty grand? You gotta be kiddin.

I am Home Once Again.

 I helped my oldest granddaughter drive from Fresno, Ca. to Hinesville, Ga., which is next to Savannah, Ga. Her husband is stationed at Fort Stewart. He is overseas on training, and I hope will be back next month.

Yesterday, Sat. Mar.2, I flew home. What an experience. I would say don't fly American Airlines but I suspect they are all the same.

Getting into the airport in Savannah was very smooth, no problems going thru security, except for the very rude obviously bored to tears lady guard. Oh, and I almost had to undress completely. And pull my shoes off. Did you know if you are 75 or older you can leave your shoes on? They also didn't like my metal ballpoint pen. And and and...And I left all my knives at home so I wouldn't have that problem.

Fly to Dallas DFW airport. We arrived at dfw terminal A. After unloading I pull out my next boarding pass. Fuck. Terminal B, gate B6. I had originally thought I would not have to change terminals.

Start walking, see they have a shuttle to take you. So I said easy peasy japanesy.

Get to terminal B, get to gate B6. My daughter calls and told me she got an email saying my departure has been delayed by 1.5 hours, and also a gate change. Shit.

I go to the AA assistance counter I spotted. The nice lady wrote on my boarding pass the gate assignment of D22, leaving at 6:28. So I look around and see a sign that says all D gates thisaway.

So I started walking thataway, thinking there would be a shuttle.

Nope. Just walking. And then more walking. And even more walking.

When I got to D22 I was pretty pissed. Went up to the counter and asked the guy is this where my flight is gonna leave from? And he says yeah after this flight to mexico city.

So I sit down to wait a couple of hours. Get a text from my daughter saying the gate assignment had been changed. WTF!!??

There is an overhead screen I went to look at. Had a line scrolling across the bottom saying flight to fresno leaves from gate D38.

Mother... So I grab my bag and coat and head to D38, which by this time has grown to about 800 miles away. Mother...

I got to D38 and was looking for a seat, when the PA system spoke up and said the flight to fresno had been changed to gate D21.

And I start to think, Are They Fucking With Me? Are they watching this elderly white man who is obviously out of shape and has big ole manboobs and is struggling to walk this far and thinking what a fine joke this is on him??

So I turn around and head back in the direction I had JUST came from, the entire gruelling 2000 miles of distance between gates.

I get to gate D21, which you would think is right next to gate D22, but it is not. Ask me how I know.

I ask the guy at the counter IS THIS THE FINAL GATE???

Yep it is. Thank you Jesus!

Found a seat and waited and the ride home was uneventful, except for the 3 terrorists I was seated next to. But they were nice, and didn't blow the plane up.

Sunday Memes