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Thursday, February 18, 2021

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 A doctor, an engineer, and a politician were arguing as to which profession was older.

"Well," argued the doctor, "without a physician mankind could not have survived, so I am sure that mine is the oldest profession."

"No," said the engneer, "before life began there was complete chaos, and it took an engineer to create some semblance of order from this chaos. So engineering is older."

"But," chirped the triumphant politician, "who created the chaos?"


Regarding the oldest profession, many believe prostitution is the oldest. But i disagree. The prostitute had to make the sale first, so i say a salesman is the oldest profession.


My wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl...
I said I didn’t know he could!



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