Certified Water Technologist #63

Certified Water Technologist #63
Vern's Stories fredhorn37@gmail.com An expert is someone who knows each time more on each time less, until he finally knows absolutely everything about absolutely nothing.

Raffle Prizes

Joe and Kamala were in the local bar enjoying a beer when they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop.

The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize. Joe won 1st prize, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra-long spaghetti. Kamala won 6th prize, a toilet brush.

About a week or so had passed when the two met back in the neighborhood bar for a couple of beers. Kamala asked Joe how he liked his prize, to whichJoe replied, "Great, I love spaghetti! How about you, how's that toilet brush?"

"Not so good," replied Kamala, "I reckon I'm gonna go back to paper."

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