Mirror

 

The Mirror

There was once a magic mirror in the cloak room in congress. If one stood in front of this mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie, *POOF* you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again. Mitch McConnell walks into the Cloak Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the smartest man in the world." *POOF* The mirror swallows him. Next, Richard Burr stands before the mirror and says, "I think I think I'm the most honest man alive! *POOF* The mirror swallows him. Then Mitt Romney comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think..." *POOF*