Certified Water Technologist #63

Certified Water Technologist #63
Vern's Stories fredhorn37@gmail.com An expert is someone who knows each time more on each time less, until he finally knows absolutely everything about absolutely nothing.

Groaners

 What does an alligator get on welfare?

Gatorade

What do you like to meet at a bulb orgy?

A 3-way bulb

Whats it called when jerry nadler drops his pants?

A full moon.

What do crabs get high on?

Crab grass.




2 comments:

  1. 3 groaners today...a little painful...although the Nadler joke made me smile, in a sick kind of way..

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  2. What did nadler have for lunch today? Oxnard

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