Certified Water Technologist #63

Certified Water Technologist #63
Vern's Stories fredhorn37@gmail.com An expert is someone who knows each time more on each time less, until he finally knows absolutely everything about absolutely nothing.

Fence Work

 Nancy Pelosi saw that the fence she had put up had become damaged. So she called in two fence contractors, one democrat and one republican. 

The republican fence contractor checks out the damage and says, $1000 for the repair.

The democrat contractor whispers in Pelosi's  ear:$5000. $2000 for you, $2000 for me, we hire him to fix the fence.

Done she says.

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