Monday, August 23, 2021

Good Morning

 If you own a Kia Soul, and someone steals your car, does that mean you've lost your soul?

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

A certain man had a daughter who do I say this tactfully... ugly. Well, in a desperate attempt to marry her off, this man found a available young gentleman by the name of Herz. He invited him over to supper and, with the promise of a large dowry, suggested Mr. Herz wink at the girl during the meal. Unfortunately, once he saw her, no amount of money would have coaxed him to bat his lashes....which just goes to show you:
You can lead a Herz to daughter, but you can't make him wink

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