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Friday, June 3, 2022

Do you like to garden naked?

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I would garden naked if my skin were tougher. Some of the roses around here got sharp spikes.

Then there is the long ass thorns on the sweet lemon tree.

Then we got the big ass cactus plant I need to trim.

On third thought I think I will wear heavy clothes.

4 comments:

  1. Well if I tried planting potatoes naked today I would have to have dragged an IV pole behind me to replace the blood the mosquitos would have eaten!

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  2. Excuses, excuses, excuses. But I do see your point.

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  3. I've talked with you, don't want to see you naked...

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