This is borrowed from The Feral Irishman
Why Grandpas are better...
Have you ever wondered what the difference is
between Grandmothers and Grandfathers
Well, here it is:
There was this loving grandfather who always made a
special effort to spend time with his son's family
on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take
his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the
car for some quality time -- pancakes, ice cream,
candy -- just him and his granddaughter.
One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible
cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his
granddaughter always looked forward to their drives
and would be very disappointed.
Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that
she would take their granddaughter for her weekly
drive and breakfast.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran
upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in
bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?"
he asked.
"Not really, Pa Pa, it was boring. We didn't see a
single asshole, queer, piece of shit, horse's ass,
socialist left wing Biden lover, blind bastard, dip
shit, Muslim camel humper, pecker head or son of a
bitch anywhere we went. We just drove around and
Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn't
have any fun.”
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