Sunday, November 13, 2022

Joke

 A man checked into a motel. As he was turning to leave the counter his elbow smashed into a womans breast.

He immediately said Maam, I am terribly sorry, I did not intend to do that.  The woman said No worries.

The man said, Maam, if your heart is as soft as your breast, you are a good woman.

The woman looked at the man and said, If your penis is as hard as your elbow I am in room 110.

6 comments:

  1. With sincere apologies Fred, just not in a laughing mood.

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  2. Fred, I am in a laughing mood. Nothing about that selection surprised me. Now with that out of the way, do you have the address of that motel the lady checked into?
    Deathray

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    1. Death, you can't hobble that fast... and Fred, it is never as hard as my elbow...

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    2. I think that is a motel 6 in phoenix.

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    3. Cederq, if I could get it that hard I would be in hog heaven.

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