Boy that is the truth. Some stupid asshole illegal alien parked his car in the driveway to subway sandwich shop blocking the parking spaces. I called him out on it and the passenger said he is only gonna be in there a minute. So I called them both fuckin assholes. Could have used that taser about then, it got rather heated.
A-Fib can kill Fred.
ReplyDeleteThat is no joke.
There is no shortage of arseholes.
That isn't going to change.
Two years ago, when my pop was still alive. Some bozo refused to move his car, after pop's Doctor visit. Blocking our exit, from our parking space.
He was afraid someone would snake the spot. So he refused to move his car, to allow us to leave the parking lot, via the normal exit.
I was ready, truly. To bash his brains in.
My pacemaker tech FREAKED out. When they saw the A-Fib data.
Never again.
Walk away.
P.S. If they have a pacemaker? You would be charged with murder.
Okay. Good advice.
DeleteAn ice pick in the sidewall...they're legal, easily concealed, and you can carry a bunch in the back seat..just write "fuck you" on the handle, shove it all the way into the tire, and drive away...quickly..
ReplyDeleteGood idea.
DeleteI hope you addressed them in their native language. Yelling in English and tasing them won't go over well in front of a liberal judge.
ReplyDeleteGood point.
DeleteDo you keep saying such things to get a rise out of me?
ReplyDeleteSheez, I'm telling ya buddy, you need to relax.
You can't taze someone over a verbal dispute. You should even be going out of your way to avoid them. I know it's frustrating, trust me I do. But there's a real fight coming and you don't want to get picked off early. The team will be needing you to unleash fury at that time.
Calm down you crazy ass old fart.
Deathray
I certainly didn't intend for that to happen. And I did walk away, I'm a lover not a fighter. Just not much lovin going on nowadays.
DeleteThese days such confrontations can often lead to gunfire.
ReplyDeleteYes they can.
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