Fortunate Son - Apocalypse Now Version

Here is todays classic corner for Ex:

Tuesday Memes

 

Damn I like this guy.

Sent in by Johno:

An Interview with an Old Man 

Does this guy know what he's talking about? Or is this just fear porn?

 Store Food While You Still Can, Because 2.4 Billion People Already Do Not Have Enough Food As This New Global Famine Accelerates

The article is absolutely correct when it says food prices have gone up. When was the last time you went shopping? Check out the price of coffee. My local high dollar grocery store was trying to get almost 20 bucks for a 30 oz can of coffe. As you can imagine they are still on the shelf. I have dipped into my stash to make up for it. I opened a can I bought in 2017, been in the freezer all this time. Still tastes good.

Went to dollar general and 20 oz cans were 10 bucks. Still no bueno.

As for food shortages, locally I'm not seeing any. Canned goods, frozen goods, fresh produce all appear to be in relatively good supply. At least where I shop. I do not go to the larger stores. I go to dollar general here in my little burg, and occasionally to the high dollar grocery.

I have noticed at dollar general the cooler section where milk and frozen goods are that several of those shelves are empty, and have been for some time. But the rest of the store shelves are fully stocked. At least that is how it appears to me.

The high dollar grocery will surprise me and have regular prices on stuff. Couple weeks ago I walked in and they had a shelf of 28 fl oz gatorade for 88 cents each. So I stocked up.

Went in a couple days later to get more and it was 1.25 each. So I got 8 of them. Next day I go in to take advantage and they were 2 for 3 bucks. Which is still less than dollar general at that time they wanted 1.70 for 28 fl oz.

Anyway. Are you guys seeing any shortages??

Monday Memes

 

This pic is from Nextdoor app email.

 How stupid are we humans getting?is it the drugs ?or what? This neon sign is posted on Goldenstate and American ave .. stating u can’t make a right turn while the train is passing !!! LMAO .😎😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 it only turns on when the train is passing !!😎😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂

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MaCoys - Hang on sloopy.mpg

Here's a little somethin for ExTexan. He's working on shelves. In this heat? Sheesh!

Everybodys getting into the heat thing.

If I didn't have air conditioning I would forking suffer. This warning is from the people at the Nextdoor app thingy.

 

Weather

Nextdoor •

22 hr ago

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High temps spark excessive heat warning.

The heat is on, neighbors. Scorching temperatures are expected to grip the area from 11 a.m. this morning until 8 p.m. Monday evening. Keep your cool by limiting outdoor activity and drinking plenty of water. Older adults and young children are most at risk for heat-related illnesses. Most of Central California will likely experience high temperatures 112 to 117 degrees in the Kern County desert. What it means for you: - Maximum temperatures 108 to 113 degrees in the San Joaquin Valley and Coastal Range. - High temperatures 104 to 109 degrees in the Lower Sierra foothills, Yosemite Valley, and Kern River Valley - Dangerous heat will result in a major to extreme risk for heat-related illnesses for much of the population, especially those who are heat sensitive and those without effective cooling and/or adequate hydration (Data via the National Weather Service)

This pothole is a big deal!

 

What do you think? Is this guy right? Or is he wrong?

Sent in by Johno.

The United States Could Not Win and Will Not Fight a War Against Russia 

As for me, I don't know what to think. I hope this guy is wrong about not being able to win, but I also hope we never have to find out.

My granddaughters husband is being deployed in the fall, eventual station is apparently Poland.

My grandson is being transferred to Kansas around Christmas and was told possibly going to poland midwinter.

Son of a bitch. 89,000?? troops going over. Check out the map in the article about where our troops are scattered all over the world.

Why in the absolute hell do we have to have so many bases around the world? Are we really the worlds policemen??

Mike Pence says american cities not his concern.

 I will not vote for mike pence for president.

A Friday afternoon musical interlude

 Hey Ex. Check this one out:

A Tribute to Hunter Biden--I get high in my ride with my pipe--Cocaine

 “I Was in The West Wing, Lost My 8 Ball Again”

Holy Crap.

 Sent in by Johno.

This is a full service hospital.

Read the comment under the authors name. He's pretty funny.

Flu shots not good for the elderly.

Govt. Study: Flu Shots Not Effective in Elderly--Potentially Deadly 

When was the last time you had a flu shot? I can't remember that myself.

I think it has been well over 40 years ago? Maybe.

I know my wife quit taking them some years ago. On several different occasions she got very sick after taking the flu shot. Of course the doctors all said that was coincidence.

But she quit getting the flu after she quit taking the flu shot. 

Coincidence? My ass.

Do you like beer? Here's one for ya:

 Ultra-Right Beer Slams Woke Companies in Hilarious Parody Ad (VIDEO)

Kind of a funny advertising campaign. 

I think this is how you beat those sunzabitches, just like this guy is doing.

I don't drink beer anymore, except with a meal, and then only one. I do like a corona or a modelo with enchiladas or some other mexican food.

I went down to the local mexican establishment and got an enchilada plate and a corona. Sorry we don't have corona tonight. Okay gimme a modelo with a cold frosty glass. Sorry no cold frosty glass. 

Well crap, next time I'll bring my own glass.

But I did notice in their cooler there were no Budweiser products at all.

Are you protecting the bidens?

 I'm surprised this question got asked in public.

Asshole fbi director in congress

 fbi director wray weasels out of it in congress testimony

He is a smarmy butthole isn't he?

He showed absolutely no remorse in his testimony. 

He is a sanctimonious brat. Hopefully soon he will meet his comeuppance.

Hot Thursday

 

True Words----You Love America or you're a democrat but you can't do both.

 

Pretty Good Advertising, but I haven't seen this anywhere.

 

Have some evening listening pleasure

 In honor of the hopefully soon upcoming festivities, have some Tennessee Ernie Ford for your evening entertainment:

It's a gonna be hot

 Looks like it's gonna be hot for a couple of weeks. Not gonna be good for my tomatoes and potatoes. 

Not gonna be good for anything. I haven't heard anything about any rolling blackouts this summer. Don't know what's going on with that. Usually in the past years when it gets this hot they are crying in their drinks by now about rolling blackouts.

I watered my fruit trees heavily last week when it got hot. Tomorrow I will water them heavily again.

Late morning memes

 

Carruthers stressed that the largest number of people coming across are single men of military age

 Judge Issues Warning to All Americans a Year After Declaring Border Invasion

Single men of military age.

A favorite phrase of some people is "In this day and age." Well, in this day and age "Single men of military age" entering this country illegally should scare the everlovin shit out of you.

This is like the SHTF stories I read. The illegal alien army coming in is the precursor to the SHTF, and our federal government is complicit in the whole affair. 

They aren't coming here to better their way of life, they are coming here to take your life. They are bringing drugs, poisons, explosives, possibly even suitcase nukes. They are mapping out each area in our country identifying all the water supplies, treatment plants, electrical generation and transfer stations, people in each town or area who are sympathetic to the invading army's cause.

This invading army is already here. This invading army is ready to act. This invading army is just waiting on the signal to strike.

And the democrats are urging that to happen. Democrats hate you they hate america they hate freedom.

It is too late to do anything about it. Even if by a miracle of miracles President Trump gets elected this time he won't be able to do anything about it, if he wants to. He is going to be hamstrung by these cocksucking jackals in d.c.

About all we can do is load up on the three B's: Beans, Bullits, and Bandaids.