Certified Water Technologist #63

Certified Water Technologist #63
Vern's Stories fredhorn37@gmail.com An expert is someone who knows each time more on each time less, until he finally knows absolutely everything about absolutely nothing.

Boy, Did I Just Get a Shock

 I was sitting here minding my own business, and damn! 

My oldest granddaughter just came up and she was talking to my wife, and my wife said Did you hear that?

In my brilliant way I said "Huh?"

My oldest granddaughter turns 18 next month! Holy crap!

I knew her birthday was coming up fast, but I did not realize she would be 18! Holy Crap! 

Now I feel old.


  1. Welcome to my world.
    The best part is that I still have concert T shirts that are TWICE her age.....