Certified Water Technologist #63

Certified Water Technologist #63
Vern's Stories fredhorn37@gmail.com An expert is someone who knows each time more on each time less, until he finally knows absolutely everything about absolutely nothing.

A Groaner for Friday Night

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head.

The bartender says Why do you have a paper towel on your head?

The pirate says AAARgh, I got a bounty on me head!!!


  1. A Pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel halfway down the front of his pants.
    The Bartender asks him why the wheel is in his pants.
    The Pirate says "ARRR, It's driving me nuts."