The bartender says Why do you have a paper towel on your head?
The pirate says AAARgh, I got a bounty on me head!!!
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A Pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel halfway down the front of his pants.
ReplyDeleteThe Bartender asks him why the wheel is in his pants.
The Pirate says "ARRR, It's driving me nuts."
Thats funny.
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