Sunday, October 31, 2021
Successful Deployment
I successfully deployed 5 stickers while at target today. Here is a pic of one of them.
If I can find some Joe Did That stickers I am going to deploy them at gas pumps.
He Ain't That Smart
Paddy was walking down a street when he saw his buddy Mick driving a brand new mercedes.
Mick pulled up to him with a wide grin. "Mick, where'd you get that car?"
"Sue gave it to me!" Mick replied.
"Gave it to you? I knew she was sweet on ya lad, but a new car?"
"Well, we were driving out on a country road, at 6 in the morning, been up all night ya see. Middle of nowhere. Sue pulled off and headed into the woods, parked the car, got out, threw off all her clothes and said Mick, take whatever you want!"
"So I took the car."
"You're a smart man!" says Paddy.
"Those clothes would never have fit you."
Looks Like North Korea is Gonna Starve to Death
North Korea tells hungry citizens to ‘tighten belts’ until 2025
Dumb bastards in charge over there. The citizens must be really beat down and afraid if they will not standup and overthrow this lunatic in charge.
Saturday, October 30, 2021
Civil Asset Forfeiture Victim Gets His Money Back!
You shouldn't travel with cash because "we" will take it from you.
What a Hell of a Thing
Here locally from 11am to 2pm is a talk show. The host today was discussing the container and shipping problems.
One of the people who called in said his company had 3 containers he needed to pick up since wednesday 9 days ago. He has 3 truck drivers sitting idle at the place waiting on the containers, and he has to pay those 3 drivers for each day they wait.
Every time they call, they say the containers have not been released yet. With no explanation forthcoming about why they haven't been released.
But here is the kicker. Those containers are required to be removed within 3 days or 72 hours. And here it has been 9 days. The guy said he is being charged $900 daily for "demurrage" fees. Which I guess means storage after the time they supposed to be gone.
And we wonder why prices are so high.
Friday, October 29, 2021
God Bless Governor Abbott
Our federal government is out of control. It is not doing the job we have hired them to do.
The federal government is throwing open our borders to the world, covid 19 notwithstanding.
Watch this video of Gov. Abbott being interviewed by Tucker Carlson, talking about what the State of Texas is doing to stop illegal aliens from entering our country. Which happens to be one of the jobs delegated to the federal government by our constitution.
Oh Hell, Here We Go
Would you believe there is a potential isis terrorist threat right here in the good ole usofa?
Well, There Sure As Shit Is.
Joe biden and crew are to blame for this. If a threat exists and something happens this weekend the only ones to blame are GODDAMN DEMOCRATS.
And the GODDAMN REPUBLICANS who never stand up to these fucking asssholes.
Wisconsin Could Decertify 2020 Presidential Election Before Arizona
Anyone who thinks any state will decertify the 2020 election has gotta be smokin some of that good stuff.
While Arizona got the spotlight, many other states have been working quietly behind the scenes.
Thursday, October 28, 2021
As Believable as Sniffer Joe Got 81 Million Votes
The Rabbit
A man was driving down the highway, and he saw a rabbit hopping across the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit.The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, it was dead. The driver felt so awful, he began to cry.
A woman driving down the same road came along, saw the man crying on the side of the road, and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
The woman told the man not to worry; she knew what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the animal.
Miraculously the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans, and hopped down the road. Fifty yards away, the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved again, hopped down the road another fifty yards, waved and hopped another fifty yards.
The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can!! He ran over to the woman and demanded, "What was in your can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."
I Will Believe This When I See a Video of Him in Jail
This is pure bullshit. He will never be arrested. If they have the evidence to do that, do it now.
My Search for an Older Truck Has Come to an End
I have been looking for an older pickup, say 1995 or older.
Jesus Christ, these things are expensive.
Check this out on this 1995 Silverado with 73000 miles:
The price for this lovely vehicle is $12,200! HOLY SHIT!
This one is not quite as bad, a 1976 Chevy Cheyenne:
The price for this lovely piece of Americana is $5500!So, I have decided I will keep the two pickups I have instead of selling them. Now I know certain people do not like Dodge, but I have had several of them and I love them.
I have a 1999 Dodge Dakota club cab, and it has 343,000 miles on it with original 3.9l v6 motor and transmission. No performance issues at this time. I had it up for sale for 2500. Now that price is based upon what I have been seeing on craigslist and facebook marketplace. I had several offers. The best offer I had was 2000, which I agreed to. But then the asshole immediately changed the offer to 1800, so I told them to pound sand.
I also have a 2003 Dodge Dakota 4 door 4.7l v8, with 4x4, at 273,000 miles with original motor and transmission. It still runs pretty good and gets about 15 mpg.
So, my search for an older pickup has come to a halt.
But, I will keep my eyes and ears open for something, you never know what may show up.
Wednesday, October 27, 2021
A Short Post on Treating Drinking Water
Difference Between Chlorine and Chloramine Water Treatment
Locally a new water line from point somewhere to point who the hell knows is being laid. In the process they have placed a backflow preventer in the turning lane at road 36 and ave 12.
Normally out here where I am none of our community wells have disinfection treatment. When I saw the new pipework, I started thinking about that, and found this article. Thought I would share.
Car Work
Worked on my granddaughters Acura this morning with my grandson. I am glad he is mechanically capable of working on vehicles. If I can keep him focused on learning, he is going to be a very good shadetree mechanic. And with all of the damn technology in cars today that is going to be a valuable skill to have going forward.
My son in law had to leave for work before we showed up, but he got part of it done before he left to go to work. Believe it or not, to get to the damn alternator, he had to unbolt the power steering pump to access it! And to get it out of the car, we had to remove one of the cooling fans.
Sunday her car said check the charging system and she just barely made it to a parking lot. Her dad showed up and jump started it with cables, and then I came in. I used my 10 year old Klein multitester I paid $50 bucks for 10 years ago, and her battery only had 11 volts while running and still had the jumper cables hooked up.
And man those jumper cables were hot as hell, I burned my hand on them they were hot!
And then the damn multitester quit on me! I was hot enough to combust so I threw that thing as far as I could. Now I have a $7 harbor freight multitester.
Anyway the alternator was bad. Grandson got a new one at his workstore of O'Reilly's Auto and we got it put on finally. It took both of us to get the serpentine belt back on. Whoever designed these cars must have been smaller than a midget. My arms are small and I had a hell of a time getting into things.
I had to lay on the ground under the car, after we raised it, so I could hold the belt on the two lowest pulleys then my grandson was able to thread it back on the other 3 pulleys.
But the new alternator worked. Yay!
Tuesday, October 26, 2021
A Groaner for Tuesday
Tired of being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, Bill decided to solve both of his problems. He took out a large insurance policy on his wife, making himself the beneficiary, and then hired an underworld figure to kill her. The killer, let’s call him “Artie,” explained that his price was $5,000. Bill said he was more than happy to pay that much but he would have to use the money from his wife’s insurance policy. Artie insisted on a down payment in cash, so Bill opened his wallet and showed Artie the single, lonely dollar bill inside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, and reluctantly agreed to accept the down payment. Artie followed Bill’s wife to the local grocery, surprised her in the produce department and strangled her. As she slumped to the floor, the produce manager happened upon the scene. Not wanting to leave a witness, Artie had no choice but to strangle him too. But the entire proceeding was captured on video by the store’s security system, the police were summoned, and Artie was arrested leaving the building. Questioned by the police, Artie revealed the sordid plan, including his financial arrangements with the hapless Bill. Which is why, the next day’s newspaper headline declared, “Artie Chokes Two for a Dollar at Safeway!”
Monday, October 25, 2021
Asshoe Gov. Newsom Signs Executive Order
Newsom Signs Executive Order Aimed at Alleviating Port Congestion
Our asshole governor newsom has signed an executive order to help alleviate the shipping container backlog.
Part of this order lifts some weight restrictions. Wonder how this will play out on our roads? Which happen to be the worst in the country already.
Who knows if this will help or not, but all he cares about is the optics. When he runs for prez he will pull this out of his ass and say how he singlehandedly saved the shipping container day.
Buncha stupid assholes in sacramento.
Jesus Christ! The Balls on These People!
It's done past time when voting will cure anything in our country. We are at the point when the only thing that matters now is can you hit what you are aiming at and how much ammo you got?
If Terry McAuliffe wins governor of virginia, then the virginia people must rise up in arms and repudiate the damn blue label democrats.
They are putting these signs up:
When my kids were in school, I would have been out tearing these signs out and following the people that placed them. Fuck these assholes.
Asshole Gov. Gavin Newsom is a Dumb Son of a Bitch
These dumb democrat assholes think they can get rid of fossil fuels and not harm anyone. They just don't get it. Green energy is fine, but only as a backup to conventional fossil fuel.
And screw nuclear power plants. I hope we are never stupid enough to build another one.
Newsom Administration Announces New Ban Regulations on Oil and Gas Facilities
2x4 Becomes a Jack - Cool Trick
I have never seen or heard of this before. But then again, I am not any sort of a carpenter.
Twenty Two Long Rife
.22 LR may be the most common cartridge around. Just my opinion I guess.
Have you ever heard that a .22 can travel out to a mile? I have heard that, but I'm not sure I believe that. Especially after watching this youtube video of .22lr bullet drop.
Sunday, October 24, 2021
Saturday, October 23, 2021
The Week in WTF??
You gotta keep readin till you get to the tattooed villain and get a look at this guys mug.
They're Only Doing This Because They Got Caught, and It Pissed Us Normals Off
These goddamn sunzabitches are nothing more than arrogant power hungry pricks and cunts. They are just as bad as the california highway patrol--hack spit throwup.
These assholes have been catching hell from parents, and one state board actually resigned from the national board because of it.
More people are starting to finally wake up and stand up to the assholes running things. About damn time.
Oil
For all the Biden voters out there. This is how much oil and hydraulic fluid it takes to service a class 5 combine, which is one of the smaller combines in operation today. It also takes about 9 gallons of coolant in addition to the oil. What you don’t see are the 10 to 15 tubes of grease it takes to keep all the moving parts moving during harvest season. Off-road diesel is now slightly over three dollars a gallon. Your food prices are about to go through the roof, but at least you don’t have to worry about mean tweets or the President of the United States offending anyone.
They are Going to Push and Push and Push These Damn Electric Vehicles on Us
Turns out you can lead businesses to an electric F-150, but you can't make them buy.
The whole world is going crazy with this push for green energy. Green energy is good when it's used correctly, such as backup for your reliable fossil fuel energy.
But right now they want everyone to buy these damn electric cars. Where they gonna get the batries from? HMMM?
They know, they will mine more lithium and build them in china where there are no environmental regulations.
Where they gonna get the electricity from to charge these batries? There is barely enough to go around with what we need now. Or will they do rolling blackouts in one part of the state so they can recharge cars in another part of the state. That wouldn't surprise me at all.
The article is talking about electric F150's. Driving 60 miles from your work site to charge your truck. Here is a chance for someone to develop a high efficiency fossil fueled generator. It will be stationed in the bed of your truck, permanently wired into your battery charging port.
You can do this as an aftermarket installation and make boo ku bucks.
Or you can just buy an F150 with an onboard generator.
The Streets Of Los Angeles Are Overflowing With Cargo Trucks
Trucks and cargo containers are filling the streets, and residents are saying they’ve had enough.
Residents are trapped in their driveways as trucks and trailers flood the streets. Hell, that's alright. Open it up and start selling the contents like a yard sale, then when it's empty move it into the backyard for a storage shed.
Crude Oil Inventory is Down. Does This Mean Rising Gas Prices?
I don't know enough about crude oil to print on the head of a pin and fill up the space.
Crude oil inventories in Cushing, Oklahoma, are down more than 40% from start of 2021
But I wonder if falling inventory is a precursor to rising gas prices.
They are already high over by Big Sur in california. $7.59 for unleaded, $8.49 for premium.
Friday, October 22, 2021
We won’t be the police
The in n out people told san francisco that they would not be the vaccination police. Gov De Santis reached out to em and said Hey, Come to Florida!! We Love Ya!
C'mon Man
I have the freedom to kill you with my covid, mocks slow joe.
‘I have the freedom to kill you with my COVID’
Slow joe and all the moes hate you and will go to any length to control you.
Got These in the Mail Today
I got these bad boys in the mail today. Each envelope I put into the mailbox will have one of these on it.
Think they will get the message?
Thursday, October 21, 2021
Wednesday, October 20, 2021
My Son in Law is Fighting With Unemployment
My son in law last year was drawing unemployment, like a lot of people. He landed a good paying job a few months back, so that unemployment is over.
Recently he received a letter from them stating he had been overpaid several thousand dollars, and they want their money back.
Assholes.
So he calls the number in the letter to get this taken care of. And calls. And calls. And calls. No one answers the damn phone. He counted up and he called over 200 times.
So he gets in touch with his state representative Jim Patterson, whose office is now trying to help him figure this out. But they can't do anything because the employment people don't have any info on this.
So last week he gets another letter about paying back the money. And he calls the number they gave, and calls and calls and calls and calls, no joy.
So he talks to the rep again, still no info at employment office, so they can't help.
Today he gets a phone call from some "lady" at the employment office asking if he has called to get this taken care of. He explains no one has answered and she says what number are you calling?
Turns out her sole job is to call people to ensure they have the correct phone number to call about the letters they receive.
Isn't government wonderful.
Jokes
When my local barista handed me my change, one coin stood out. “Look at that. You rarely get one of these old wheat pennies nowadays,” I said, tapping the sheaf of-wheat design. I handed her the penny. Turning it over and over in her hand, she said, “You know, I always thought they were made of copper.”
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were Prime mates.
Me: What’s the Wi-Fi password? Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. Me: OK, I’ll have a Coke. Bartender: Three dollars. Me: There you go. So what’s the Wi‑Fi password? Bartender: “You need to buy a drink first.” No spaces, all lowercase.
Good Morning
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'
'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blonde. 'They're watch dogs'!
Tuesday, October 19, 2021
My Daughter Texted This to Me and I Almost Had a Heart Attack
Rachel Levine becomes first openly transgender official to be named four-star admiral
But not in the navy thank God. This is in some pretend wannabe something or other in the health service dept.
TThis is a garbage dump near Paris, France with hundreds of electrically powered cars.
Mind you, these are only cars used by the city of Paris and not personal vehicles.
They all have the same problem,.... the battery storage cells have gone and need to be replaced.
Why don't you just replace them?
Two reasons.. n
Firstly, the batteries cost almost double what the car costs new, and secondly, no landfill or waste processor will allow the batteries to be disposed of there.
So these green electric fairy tale cars are all on set-aside grounds while their batteries drain toxic substances to the ground.
Still think we should turn green????
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