The Big E

The Big E
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He Ain't That Smart

 Paddy was walking down a street when he saw his buddy Mick driving a brand new mercedes.

Mick pulled up to him with a wide grin. "Mick, where'd you get that car?"

"Sue gave it to me!" Mick replied.

"Gave it to you? I knew she was sweet on ya lad, but a new car?"

"Well, we were driving out on a country road, at 6 in the morning, been up all night ya see. Middle of nowhere. Sue pulled off and headed into the woods, parked the car, got out, threw off all her clothes and said Mick, take whatever you want!"

"So I took the car."

"You're a smart man!" says Paddy.

"Those clothes would never have fit you."

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