Sarcastic Remarks to Get You Through The Day---Cut and paste, the formatting is what it is.
> 1. And your crybaby whiny opinion
> would be...?
> 2. Do I look like a people person?
> 3. This isn't an office. It's Hell
> with fluorescent lighting.
> 4. I started out with nothing & still
> have most of it left.
> 5. I pretend to work. They pretend to
> pay me.
> 6. Sarcasm is just one more service we
> offer.
> 7. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
>
> 8. You!... Off my planet!
> 9. If I want to hear the pitter patter
> of little feet, I'll put
> shoes on my cats.
> 10. Does your train of thought have a
> caboose?
> 11. Errors have been made. Others will
> be blamed.
> 12. A PBS mind in an MTV world.
> 13. Allow me to introduce my selves.
> 14. Whatever kind of look you were
> going for, you missed.
> 15. Suburbia: where they tear out the
> trees and then name
> streets after
> them.
> 16. Well, this day was a total waste of
> makeup.
> 17. See no evil, hear no evil, date no
> evil.
> 18. I have a computer, a remote
> control, and pizza delivery.
> Why should I
> leave the house?
> 19. Not all men [women] are annoying.
> Some are dead.
> 20. Did I mention the kick in the groin
> you'll be receiving if
> you touch me?
> 21. A woman's favorite position is CEO.
>
> 22. I'm trying to imagine you with a
> personality.
> 23. A cubicle is just a padded cell
> without a door.
> 24. Stress is when you wake up
> screaming and you realize you
> haven't
> fallen asleep yet.
> 25. Can I trade this job for what's
> behind door #1?
> 26. I thought I wanted a career, turns
> out I just wanted
> paychecks.
> 27. Too many freaks, not enough
> circuses.
> 28. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in
> it?
> 29. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work
> here is done.
> 30. I plead contemporary insanity.
> 31. And which dwarf are you?
> 32. How do I set a laser printer to
> stun?
> 33. Meandering to a different drummer.
> 34. I majored in liberal arts. Will
> that be for here or to go?
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