- What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
2. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
3. What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
4. What do you call an angry carrot?
A steamed veggie.
5. Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank.
6. How do you make an egg-roll?
You push it!
7. What would bears be without bees?
Ears.
8. What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-ntain.
9. Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
10. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two tired.
The truckie pulled up in his prime mover and trailer at the tyre dealership, stomped in noisily and demanded to see the manager. When he came to see what the problem was, the truckie swore a blue streak that they’d fitted his truck with ‘blonde tyres’, and he wanted new ones or his money back.
ReplyDeleteThe boss said “What are you coming at, man? We don’t sell blonde tyres, nobody does!” The truckie replies “But they must be, they keep going down on me!”
Now that's a groaner.
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