I thought they already owned it.

 NSA just days away from taking over the internet.

I just assumed the NSA already owned the internet anyway. The law says you gotta have a warrant to spy on people.

The nsa says fuck the law. 

Now, in some cases saying fuck the law is a good thing. For example, the seat belt law in california. Fuck that law, I am a goddamn adult, I know when I need to wear a seat belt. Fuck that law, it's a stupid law.

But that is me. I am not a government agency. Government agencies should follow the law, not become the dictator of everyone. 

Abolish all government agencies and hang the people that work there.

Or let iran nuke em from space. It's the only way to be sure.