"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

 

Three Brazilians Dead

Horizontal Harris is giving the president his daily briefing and concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in his hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"