Certified Water Technologist #63

Certified Water Technologist #63
Vern's Stories fredhorn37@gmail.com An expert is someone who knows each time more on each time less, until he finally knows absolutely everything about absolutely nothing.

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

 

Three Brazilians Dead


Horizontal Harris is giving the president his daily briefing and concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in his hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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