Certified Water Technologist #63

Certified Water Technologist #63
Vern's Stories fredhorn37@gmail.com An expert is someone who knows each time more on each time less, until he finally knows absolutely everything about absolutely nothing.


Three in OZ

Cocaine Mitch, Shifforbrains, joe biden all get caught up in a tornado and finally land in the Emerald City of Oz. They are finally allowed to visit the great and powerful wizard and schifforbrains says "I've had a tough time getting by in Washington and I think I'd like to have a brain". cocaine mitch speaks next and says "I've heard all they say about me and my conservative politics and I'd like to have a heart." crazy joe speaks last and says "I'll just sniff Dorothy."

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