Keep away from the area around Minot. There are 150 missile silos, 15 Launch Control Centers, and the main base with a wing of B-52s all under nuclear bulls-eyes.
Sorry Fred, I am moving sometime in the spring back to Portland area to be closer to my brother with my myriad health concerns. So I will be spared the lingering agony of living, a micro second flash and I won't even realize I am gone. Though, South Dakota and North Dakota still have active Nuck silos and missiles, we are surely here the first to go. Might wanna rethink your travel plans...
I find it hard to believe that Omaha (Offutt AFB, Stratcom HQ) is not on the list, given that all of the nuclear weapons targeting for ICBMs, SLBMs, and aircraft is done there, along with command and control for nuclear forces.
I also don't understand why Kansas City is on the list. Hallmark HQ is here--maybe someone hates all those cheesy Christmas movies.
Looks like we're movin' to North Dakota.
ReplyDeleteMaybe cederq will let us stay with him.
DeleteKeep away from the area around Minot. There are 150 missile silos, 15 Launch Control Centers, and the main base with a wing of B-52s all under nuclear bulls-eyes.
DeleteSorry Fred, I am moving sometime in the spring back to Portland area to be closer to my brother with my myriad health concerns. So I will be spared the lingering agony of living, a micro second flash and I won't even realize I am gone. Though, South Dakota and North Dakota still have active Nuck silos and missiles, we are surely here the first to go. Might wanna rethink your travel plans...
ReplyDeleteRethinking is done, I'm gonna stay here and wait for the sweet meteor of death. Or a nuke whichever comes first.
DeleteI find it hard to believe that Omaha (Offutt AFB, Stratcom HQ) is not on the list, given that all of the nuclear weapons targeting for ICBMs, SLBMs, and aircraft is done there, along with command and control for nuclear forces.
ReplyDeleteI also don't understand why Kansas City is on the list. Hallmark HQ is here--maybe someone hates all those cheesy Christmas movies.
You may be right about the movies, they have a million of em. My wife starts watching those in July.
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