The Big E

The Big E
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Good Morning

 A monocle walks into a bar. After a few drinks he starts to feel pretty good and a little uncoordinated. He reaches for a cigarette but the bartender stops him "sorry buddy but due to city ordinance we don't allow smoking in here you'll have to smoke outside." So the monocle hops off the barstool grabs his cigarettes and heads outside. Meanwhile a second monocle emerges from the bathroom and they bump into each other as they cross paths and fall to the floor.

The more they try to break free the more entangled they become.
The bartender looks down on this travesty and shakes his head saying "hey you two,"he shouts "stop making a spectacle of yourselves!" 

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