Joke

I stole this joke from Grouchy Old Cripple

A man staggered into a hospital with concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally the doctor asked him ‘What happened to you?’

‘Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when, at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.

We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s Monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow’s arse. Still holding the cow’s tail up, I yelled to my wife,

‘Hey, this looks like yours!’

‘I don’t remember much after that…’